Silent footstep

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A silent footstep is the result of stepping in something very wet and soggy, such as a dog's nose. The step often involves a little slide at the end, and sometimes, stepping up the effect as a last step, a nasty smell is emitted. The occurance of silent footsteps mean that many shoes have to be replaced due to mauling. Who is the one responsible for the mauling in question remains a mystery, though some have speculated that Darth Maul may be the culprit.