Sniveling smilies

One of the greatest crises in modern times is that of sniveling smilies. Their sadness is unbearable, and the entire world droops and huddles in despair as their unhappiness spreads through the minds and societies of the planet.

To help the world recover from this great illness, the undertaking of a great effort has been called for by prominent psychosocial experts. The state of the world depends on the fate of these unfortunate smilies, so no amount of time and energy is wasted trying to turn the frown into a smile, and to wipe away the dreadful tears.