Snookers required

A man in search of the elusive snooker.

Stephen Hendry sets up a difficult shot...

Once you are at the snookers required stage there is no turning back, my friend. Snookers are highly elusive creatures and have only been caught on the rare occasion that the moon is full and Jupiter is half full of milk.

You say you want to catch a snooker? Well, the last person to try that met their maker.

“What, they died?”

~ You

No, it was Pinocchio and he finally met up with Geppetto again.

Anyhow, some say that it's five foot long and drinks petrol. But enough about The Stig, you can find snookers running wild in the forest. They are distinguishable by their baulk lines and deep pockets surrounded by a bunch of balding men in waistcoats.

“Woah, seems familiar”

~ You

Nope, not at all.

Clunk

Stephen Hendry 87, and the frame.

[Applause]

See also

• EpiQuest where Masterchef was cancelled for the snooker.