Spice
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Spice is a variant of space. It is slightly cheaper but also a bit heavier.
Choosing between space and spice[edit | edit source]
You should go with spice because who doesn't want to be a wannabe? If spice fails to float your boat, you must seal the holes first. Replacing it with space won't help.
Other uses[edit | edit source]
If you fill a balloon with spice you can inhale the spice from the balloon and sing like a girl. If you already are a girl, you'll sing like a chipmunk. Side effects may include nausea, irregular heart burn, duplication, dry eyes, confusion, duplication, temporary hearing loss, permanent hearing loss, duplication, confusion, duplication, and occasionally, death.