Strong Bad

Strong Bad likes to checka his email. He hates Homestar Runner and You. He thinks you suck.

Career

After dropping out of high school at age 14 and quitting his job checking emails, Strong Bad, without a diploma, found it hard to get jobs. He had the occasional email gig here and there, but all of the hubbub about him started to fade after he had his nipples surgically removed, along with his belly button. People wish that if he insists on going around shirtless, he would lose some weight or get a tan. He currently lives in your basement and frequently steals from your food and water supplies. And you know how your couch was stolen? Yup, that was him.

Personal Life

Strong Bad has no life, similar to you.

See Also

• Strong Bad Email
• Senor Cardgage