Submarine

A submarine is a small man-eating animal closely resembling a sausage. Contrary to popular belief submarines are not large undersea warships but a small Welsh species, closely related to the mango and the antelope. Little is known about this elusive creature in the wild as they are extremely flighty but can be tamed to perform tricks such as banana juggling, backflips and a Vietnamese Landmine

Physical appearance

Submarines are a very odd species. They have the body of a finely grilled sausage, massive eyes like a Weeb and long but weak arms. They are able to move via two wheels protruding from the lower abdomen of the creature. They are able to travel very fast over flat terrain, up to 34 mph. Their large weeb eyes provide good vision for hunting down and killing small children.

Habitat

Submarines have been recorded living in many places, commonly around Wales, but also in places like Kenya, Paraguay, Siberia and Hawaii. This last place has caused confusion among many experts as the submarine hates water and cannot swim as if it touches any water it will instantly turn into Harry Potter and explode into millions of Jelly Beans. Scientists are therefore confused as to how the species arrived there as Hawaii is completely surrounded by Ocean and the Submarine cannot fly. Theories as to its arrival include Bonjook's Wraith, Aliens, or Vladimir Putin getting bored and trolling America.

Nests

Submarine nests are very distinctive as they strongly resemble Vin Diesel's head. They are made from slices of Parma Ham, which the submarine produces from a gland just above its front wheel. These nests can be quite large, with the tallest recorded one being 256 cm high, over 42 times taller than the average submarine.

Hunting Strategies

The main prey of submarines is humans. However if desperate they will eat cats, printers and Theresa May
Submarines are able to retract all appendages inside their body. They will then look identical to a sausage and can disguise themselves as Hot Dogs

An incredibly well disguised Submarine.

They will then lie in wait in supermarkets, fast food restaurants or burger vans until they are purchased. Submarines have incredibly tough skin so are able to survive being cooked. Once bought they will jump down the victim's throat and make its way to the brain and take control of its victim. The host will now slowly be eaten away from the inside until they are a hollow shell, at which point they will collapse and turn into leaves.