Wales

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“BAA!”

~ The Welsh population

“Why am I the only human here?!”

~ A welshman on Welsh people sheep

Walesondenigwaemirphilly
Part of the United Kingdom

(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: "Lwly yywlw wywlw wylwyw" ("BAAABAABABAABAAA BAA")
Anthem: Baa baa black sheep
Capital	Cardiff
Largest city	Cardiff
Official languages	Welsh, Sheepish
Government	Sheep
Prime Minister	None
National Hero(es)	They're holding out for one
Currency	£
Religion	The Holy Meadow of our wooly saviours
Population	Unknown (some claim negative)
Area	2cm2
Population density	Well, there's some very dense fog...
Ethnic groups	Sheep
Major exports	Leeks
Major imports	Rain
National animal	Sheep, of course
Favourite pastime	Eating grass
Opening hours	{{{Opening_Hours}}}
Internet tld	.co.uk/wales
Calling code	+44

Wales (or Old South Wales) (or Whales) (or Wails) (Welsh: Llandwllllwgwynylwyl Ddwllaircwnllwllwllllwwl Caerllswlldvdd) is that thing, next to England. You know, the one that's not England? But it's right next to England, I'm telling you! Seriously, it's like someone saw England and then smushed Wales into the side of it. Honestly, we've not made it up.

History

Historically Wales was a suburb of Atlantis that was founded by illiterate whale worshippers, wanting to name their new land after these giants of the sea, but failing thanks to their own incompetence.

Wales was once a small collection of about 18 smaller states, the two most important being Dadlau and Rhyfel. These two states were joined together in the year 486. Since its creation the denizens of Wales have evolved from worshipping Whales to worshipping Goblins and, eventually, sheep.

See also

• Welsh language
• Whales
• England
• Scotland
• Northern Ireland

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