Your Grocery List

Since you are the average planet-dweller with normal illocicality and free-spiritness, combined, this list/cart/inventory represents what YOOOOUUUU lacking common sense usually picks up from a typical day at the supermarket...

Image	Name	Description	Category	Quantity in Stock	Price
	Gold Handled Short Sword	A dangerous weapon to anyone who might challenge the owner. Like a Amphicyon major.	Weapondreary	2	$35.99
	101 Uses for Ice	Have you ever heard about Hot Ice?¿ Strange but true!	IllogiBooks	1	$91.36
	⅔ Plain Fruitcake	At least this food item looks more in whole than most of the other imcomplete/reduced food here...	Deserted Desserts	8	34¢
	Flaming Christmas Pudding	Flava flava!	Deserted Desserts	2	50¢
	⅔ Sausage and Pepperoni Omelette	This would have looked delish, but noooo, it's been bitten on!	ProtoHistoric Eats	1	15¢
	Double Stuffed Guppy	A large guppy that has another fish inside it... how on earth (or more like, 55 Cancri e) do they do that?	Chordate Meats	5	80¢
	Tritonian Moon Rock	Wow someone (with alotta time in thier paws/hands/flippers) must have travelled 4,553,946,490 kilometers to Triton, small and freezing moon of Neptune to fetch this little modest rock. Given the current technology and the amount of time it takes to reach there, should this mean this item be priceless?	Specious Space Stuff	1	$1,000,000.00
	Cooking Pot of Goodness	This magical cooking pot appears to be stirring up delectable meals for... yo mamma's foot fungus!	Special	1	$200.00
	Basic Fishing Rod	You can mostly fish breadfish and mudkips with this low-level rod.	Weapondreary	5	99¢
	Palm Tree	This miniature palm tree will provide your habitarium with some much-needed shade.	Flawed-Flowering	3	$3.65
	Skorpiovenator Repellant	Scares off most medium sized abelisaurid theropod predators away from your sauropod herds. Also works on Ekrixinatosaurus & Majungasaurus very well.	Gliese Cosmetics	2	$2.30
	Bag Of Space Slime	Yay! Space Slime!	Special	12	70¢
	Broken Pencil	Uh oh someone has snapped this pencil! As in the last shopper who handled this right before you.	Unjustifiable Skool Supplies	2	4¢
	Mouldy Strawberries	Ewwwww. They have little white beards.	IllogiFruit Aisle	23	5¢
	Musical Jug	A common souvenir in West Virginia.	AntĬnstrument	2	86¢
	Dark Eyrie Action Figure	Big male eyries as a group are sightly deadlier than leopards!	Unfounded Toys	1	$7.00
	101 Ways to Annoy a Unicorn	The book title alone is one of the ways.	IllogiBooks	3	$2.88
	Sleep Ray	Unlike tranquilizers, the rays run solely on power!	Weapondreary	1	$143.55
	Tombstone	A perfect ornament for, idk sum scary dude. Liek Undertaker.	Flawed-Flowering	4	$6.99
	Very Very Stale Bread	Beyond very stale is a state of bread known only as Very Very Stale. Hey, shut-up, its cheaper.	Gross Food	1	3¢
	Wind Up Zombie Aisha	Dem aishas with thier ear-arms are gunna have an advantage among zombie-kind!	Unfounded Toys	2	99¢
	Benyeroberry	This is poisonous to eolacertilians. Also, that weirdo tanystropheus.	IllogiFruit Aisle	1	$76.50
	Bent Fork	This small bent fork is a magical totem that will bend the opponents Attack Forks! James Randi up in that bitch! Ha just kidding. All it is exactly what the title says.	Weapondreary	68	7¢
	Gloves of the Muffin Man	These gloves have helped to make many muffins and will defend you against the soggiest of the muffins and will also attack an opponent! Watch out, it may steal muffins from your opponent!	Irrational Armor	5	$2.79
	Crystal Boomerang	All n' all, this is a very cool-looking boomerang! Its so cool I will even have to finish the description in another language!; Гэта з'яўляецца дзіўным.	Weapondreary	1	$82.00
	Shrunken Skull Marbles	Yup I see many trapped, lost, vaporized souls in them...	Unfounded Toys	4	$6.66
	Pretzel with Melted Cheese	SOOOOYUMMYANDDELISHTHATTHEPREZZZEL-CANNOT-CONTAIN-ITSELF!	Fa-Fazt Food	2	$1.50
	Surface Plasma of Gliese 876, Bottled	Straight delivered fresh from the surface of the cooler red dwarf star 15 light-years away from your friendly neighborhood starstuff deliveryman!	Defence Magic	2	$672,200.50
	Jar of Forest Earth	This may look like simple forest earth, but it contains magical healing properties.	Defence Magic	1	$44.00
	Burger Stuffed Orange	A whole burger has been crammed into this orange to give it that full flavoured meaty taste. Andrew Zimmern would be proud.	IllogiFruit Aisle	6	87¢
	Lice Rice	Sick of boring plain old rice? Tuck into the lively alternative, its full of protein too!	Gross Food	3	21¢
	Cheese Sandwich of Doom	ARRRGHHH!!! It's a Cheese sandwich of doom, run for your clean hands!	Fa-Fazt Food	3	yew decide!
	Olive Marshmallow Taco	Mmmm... marshmallows are perfect sweetener for olives!	Gross Food	1	95¢
	Feather Tickler	If you have a foot fetish, then this will become useful of sorts!	AntĬnstrument	9	65¢

See Also

• We're gonna go to the spaghetti
• Provolone cheese, hot peppers and brown mustard on a bulky roll, please
• The Legendary Somequat
• Blueberries! Blueberries! Not wheelbarrows, but same jaw smack!
• How to eat Vegetarian Lasagne
• Bagel, Mozambique
• Offer of pie and merging
• I Believe It's Not Butter
• Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
• Beating the crap out of biscuits
• Great Tofu Cowbell of Sumatra