Swahili Land
“Huh, yeah? Oh, uh, yeah, uh... here's an autograph”
Swahili Land is a country located somewhere in the middle of the artificial Asia constructed on Mars. This country is notable for it's great wages and 78% child mortality rate.
| Player Stats | |
 National Flag | |
| Motto: swahiliswahiliswahili | |
| Official Languages | Swahili, Canadian, Engrish |
| Magic Skills | Level 8 |
| I'm going to stop this box thing because I have no clue as to what I am doing | |
Swahili Land will have been founded long ago. No one knows when for sure. Their main source of income is guitar production, deep space fishing, and commercial farming. The national bird was voted to be the peen-speckled nut-warbeler, the national insect is the crab, the national potato is the red, and the national metal is grass.
Swahili Land's cultural food uses three main ingredients: pigburger, beans, and water. Swahili Land is often known as The Space Fried Bug. How it got this nick-name, no one knows.
Cultural Diversity[edit | edit source]
Swahili Land is only 8% native Swahili Landian, the other 92% being harmless refugees from when the moon drowned in blood. Loog
Marketing Techniques[edit | edit source]
Swahili Land's infamous "Yo Bro, It's Swahili Land!" marketing scheme was created to help with Swahili Land's eminent population problems. It was failing horribly until, in the year 2727, the moon was drowned in blood. The Counsel of United Noble Titleholders saw this campaign and sent all the blood-soaked refugees to Swahili Land.
Culture[edit | edit source]
It is customary in Swahili Land to wait for someone else to open the door for you.
Remember[edit | edit source]
It is customary to not forget.