Talk:Glossolalia

Ah...Liz Fraser comes to mind...what a beautiful voice. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 18:03, 30 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

Not sure who that is, so... so, I ought to record myself speaking in tongues. Although I was raised middle-of-the-road Roman Catholic, I picked up a knack for speaking a gibberish often mistaken for an obscure language. I also had a knack for actual languages, which I should have pushed when I enlisted in the Air Force. Instead, I pursued a technical career which was a big dead end. Virtually no skills transferable to the civilian world. When I discovered "speaking in tongues", I was fascinated. I've heard perhaps two dozen examples, and from where I sit, they're rank amateurs. As though any language contains the phrase "ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba alla alla alla alla alla...", much less something with the power of the Holy Spirit behind it. I challenge any Evangelical, Pentacostal, Catholic Charismatic, or any other damn thing to outdo me in sputtering nonsense extemporaneously which sounds like it "might" be an actual language. Which begs the question, in my disturbed mind at least, does the Holy Spirit, or something equally scary, speak through me? Am I some kind of modern Edgar Cayce, or were my real parents from Atlantis, or was I abducted by aliens? Well, that's several questions. Where was I? (kaizum me) 03:46, 31 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

This article is clearly inner-breed mutant trash

If I begin to speak, I might shut up. So lemme say this before that happens: This is illogicopedia not unsanopedia. What happens of us if we house every semi-truck ponytail ran-over idea. Lemme shut up now, before I continue to speak.

I can answer this: nothing. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 13:13, 31 Arche 2020 (UTC)