Talk:List of elements

Did you know that there are zero valence electrons in illogium? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:56, 17 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Really? that's interesting. didyou know that there are Electron + Balance balance electron in illogium? 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ me●JOIN US
History of lulzz 04:50, 17 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Proposal

I propose the phrase "natural elements" be used somewhere. It's my favorite acoustic John McLaughlin album. He played a guitar with scalloped frets. This allowed him to skillfully play a full 22 note microtonal scale accurately. The percussionists were superb, all respected players of Indian classical music. On this album, some Indian ideas are fused with various Western traditions.

Anyway, I'm sleep-deprived and otherwise mentally defacultied, so taking this seriously may not be in the best interest of anybody. In fact, being Illogicopedia, perhaps I'll just ramble on for a bit, distracting myself from my neck pain. Good weed helps, as do pain meds as needed. Sometimes, however, chronic pain forces me to compose something ludicrous here... it's like a demon in a yellow trench coat, smoking a crack pipe and beckoning you from the bus stop across the street. It's raining, but you can still see clearly that she is a demon.

You glance down at your watch, scratch your right nipple and think, "what the hell? This could be interesting.". A good citizen, you cross with the lights and deliberately approach the barbecue sauce she-demon. You introduce yourself and she replies with, "doh, hello. I'm Adrienne. I'm here from the French Satanic embassy on official business.". Not a hint of a French accent.

You glance at the Soviet issue NR 43 combat knives strapped to both legs and both sides of the torso. Their trademark green handles make them seem surreal, somehow more than simply physically present. They seemed to have a kind of energy about them. She cracks a quart of Gatorade and swigs it dry in one breath, wiping her mouth not erotically across her sleeve. What followed was a belch that actually shook the bus stop structure. The horrid sound of it alleviated any doubts that he'll was a stop on this route. What followed was a rapid shuffle of opening umbrellas and the scattering of all but you and the demon. Did she just grin?

You're thinking, "this is how you get tinnitus". She gives off a Jewish vibe. At least that's what you're thinking. You ask, "come here often?". You shift the weight of your back pack to be more comfortable and suddenly realize that she could be thousands of years old. What a rare opportunity! You try to make a short list of questions and hit the record button on your iPhone.

You ask, "do you people (demons like racist expressions) have any connection to our religions?".

'"We people are represented unfavorably by most religions as something to fear, as workers serving Satan or evil in general. This is unfortunate because like humans, we have "free will", and act as individuals who make choices, just like you. Most of are evil, of course. Like you, we also debate the existence of Satan(s) and God(s), are uncertain of an after life and live our lives with degrees of faith. The only thing a lot of religions have right is that we have cool powers".

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Okay, i'll try. 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ me●JOIN US
History of lulzz 06:54, 17 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Cool, but don't feel obligated. When I was an admin at Uncyclopedia, I was more clear about being funny versus being about business. I migrated to ?pedia because Uncyclopedia had become infected by self. Or more precisely, selves. There were petty arguments and struggles to control some parts of the wiki' I was getting sucked into politics, so when I found this wiki, I vowed never to take anything seriously unless it's admin business. (kaizum me) 15:26, 17 Arply 2017 (UTC)

That's cool. it seems I became the ultimate puppetmaster when I was sleeping. 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ me●JOIN US
History of lulzz 01:13, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)