Talk:Oh the tea

This article made my thoracic discs resonate at 440 Hz. This coupled with fits of giggling and itchy toes caused a cascading effect on my vagus nerve, triggering bear traps in my basement. I began hallucinating, and watched Danny Glover nail himself to the ceiling of my upstairs full bath for about 15 minutes until I noticed my wife cursing the plesiosaur room mate living in our basement. Bed, Bath and Beyond was having a sale on howler monkeys with automated musk ox systems that week, so we opted for 6 with vinegar and 2 with biker tattoos. Our neighbor loaned us her trebuchet, so we camouflaged the house and hurled 10,800 BTU air conditioners at our adversaries 4 blocks to the north. (kaizum me) 02:48, 30 Arply 2016 (UTC)