Talk:SANTA IS NOT REAL!

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lolwut —rms talk 19:33, 29 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

Fascinating, foo', and illogical too. I shall rest on this, then fire the proton torpedoes in your base. Kzzzt. --Galanoth 22:21, 29 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

Title is a falsehood! I saw him outside Tesco. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 13:40, 30 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)
I saw him breaking into my house clutching a beer bottle and hiccuping. He stole my presents, but he'll bring them back. -goes into a fetal position- he'll... bring... them... baaaack... --Galanoth 16:08, 30 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

Note from the author[edit source]

This article's premise (though I thought it was obvious) was supposed to be me telling a group of first graders that Santa is not real. The title is supposed to be the opening to the monologue. Sorta like how I did with SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! Thank you. --T3 16:20, 30 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

So you used the same idea twice --Galanoth 19:46, 30 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)
Yeah. I'm not that creative. --T3 20:40, 30 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)
Telling kids that Santa is not real is also very mean, you swine! :P -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 20:50, 30 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)
OMG SANTA ISNT REAL?!!?!?!!? -sniff- WAAAAAAAAAAH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHKHAJDAKSJDHASD --Galanoth 13:04, 31 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)
I told Santa that kids are not real. He just said "oh, drats" parked the sled and went back to bed. Now how am I going to explain this to all who are asking why they got nothing at all for Giftmas this year? Oh, well... happy new year! --Carlb 01:37, 1 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
No need, parents already shelled out money on commercemas anyway--Silent Penguin 04:44, 1 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
Why must we insist on informing children of a bleak and dependent reality? Why can't we just simply allow them to wallow in their commercialised stupidity? Much in the same way as children like to believe in a higher power who can provide their wishes in exchange for good behaviour brings us back to the point of this celebration: considered only by a loose association of church going folks who still believe in a miracle maker who travelled around, preaching and performing, performing and preaching. Who are we to deny these people their beliefs? We don't claim that this miracle maker was a fraud, so why tell kids the truth as well? I just said Christianity is a lie and got away with it --Galanoth 17:33, 1 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
Oh no you don't! I'm calling the Religion Police! We let O.J. get away but not you. But in all seriousness I stil believe in that "miracle maker" as you said. I've accepted the fact that by the time I die, Atheism will outnumber Christianity but oh well. Scrambles to think of something to talk about to direct the conversation away from religion. So... Pancakes? --T3 21:52, 1 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
I'm more surprised that Galanoth managed to write more than a single coherent sentence :p. Seriously, there wasn't a single lol, omg or unecessarily capitalized letter in any of that. Testostereich(ballsack) 22:08, 1 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)