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If you have seen charlie the unicorn, you might like this video i uploaded 3 hours ago to youtube:

Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 23:58, 19 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

I hate charlie the unicorn. —rms talk 00:02, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Which is why you should like the vid bcause Charlie gets his kidney stolen! Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 00:05, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
I hate charlie. And did you see what I said up above about my top ten thing? —rms talk 00:07, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Yes. I saw it. I just voted for two more things. Don't panic. June 30th is a long way away. Also, don't freak out when I don't show up for this weekend. I am going away and won't be able to be active. Starfish loves you. Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 00:16, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
I'm going to be all next week, from Monday to Saturday. —rms talk 00:18, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
I'm heading down to Albany, NY for my brother's soccer thingy. Where you going? Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 00:19, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Just felt I needed to drop in. /me pushes in betweeen RMS and RFK. Cool! Albany. I used to live in New York. Then I moved. I never actually visited Albany before, all I know it is the most un-deserving capital in the U.S. --T3 00:22, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
I'm going to NYLT, or National Youth Leadership Training for Boy Scouts. —rms talk 00:23, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
That's not a waste of time at all. /sarcasm --T3 00:25, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
I have a general question 4 both of you, just out of "pure curiosity"<----RMS quote, how old are you guys? Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 00:26, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
14. —rms talk 00:27, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
As old as you, RFK... Maybe add one year. --T3 00:28, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
It's hard to believe I write some of the crap I do considering my age. —rms talk 00:29, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Same here. But... Oh well... I guess age doesn't matter; only maturity. --T3 00:31, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
My birthday is in about 2 weeks or so, July 8. I will be turning 13. Actually, alot of people underestimate my intelligence and knowledge, partly because of my age, or because I don't act or look smart. I'm actually the only boy in my grade who made high honor roll three quaters in a row, I don't know about the 4th quater cuz report cards havent been released yet. Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 00:32, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
I don't have that crap at my school. I'm going into ninth grade, and thorugh my entire middle school career I had a 4.0 in every semester. —rms talk 00:33, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
...then add one year. I too, am probably the smartest in my grade other than a kid that rarely talks. I really don't look or dress smart (right now I'm wearing a Johan Santana jersey and basketball shorts) but I do act pretty smart. That's why a lot of people hate me. But I don't care. At least I have a lot of friends so so what if all the idiots in my school hate me, eh? --T3 00:36, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Im going into 8th. What does a 4.0 translate into numerical grade, on my last card i had a 94. My highest class is science, when the f week progress slips came out i had a 100 in it. Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 00:38, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
I rarely talk. One teacher nicknamed me the silent assassin, compared me to president calvin cooledge, who was apparently quiet but brilliant, compared me to a supreme court judge, has said that one of my answers to a short answer question was college level, and that i am the only boy in his top 5 students. Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 00:40, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
I love myself. Sorry, felt left out. --JonTehSexyMofo 00:41, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
What grade are you in, HH? —rms talk 00:42, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
We don't have grades in England, I'm at college, which I think is your high school? I'm 18, iono where that puts me in your system --JonTehSexyMofo 00:44, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
in college or graduating hs. Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 00:45, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Also, that smae teachee compared me to Robert fulton the man who invented the steam boat, the clermont. Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 00:47, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Teachers compare me to an ass. They all say I'm a smart ass. But a smart smart ass. —rms talk 00:48, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
My teacher said I was like Ghandi and Jesus mashed up into an incredibly sexy ball, and that I make Einstein look retarded. --JonTehSexyMofo 00:50, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
That's what the chicks at the school said about me. Until they figured out I'm a selfish bitch. :P —rms talk 00:51, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
archive this page already man, it's shite having to scroll so bloody much --JonTehSexyMofo 00:52, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
I have a game:I will type something in french and the 1st person to find out what it means wins!

Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 00:54, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC) r u in? On yur marks! Go!

Si vous ne faites pas d'eau votre machine de fax, cela cultivera le fromage de Parmesan. Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 00:56, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

If you do not water your fax machine that cultivating Parmesan cheese. Also, Jon, Just click the little [edit] thing. Seriously. —rms talk 00:58, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
No!Close though. Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 01:02, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Hey I think im gonna get going. The Dark Knight is on, lol. So cya guys later. Thanks for boosting my edit count with this large conversaiton. Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 01:04, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Fine. Ugh. —rms talk 01:05, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)


I dink we should do a collab. Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 01:27, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

On what exactly? —rms talk 02:54, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
idk. Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 12:47, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Hm. Well then it will be tough to write it, right? —rms talk 14:10, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)


:( -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 17:38, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Huh? Also, you need to change your sig. It screws up every talk page you go on. —rms talk 17:48, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Dos elephantes tres balanciava, don am turu mutuargruaw. Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 17:55, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)s
Ok then. Chagne your sig, please. —rms talk 18:00, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)


Congratulations, fellow Illogicopedian. j00 are awesome!

This user has done something that made Galanoth happy. They might have fixed one of his articles, or voted for one of Galanoth's multitude of crappy articles to be featured. Because of this, they get... a template.
*by reading this template, j00 have agreed to split all your money 50-50 between Galanoth and this user. If you are this user (which you are), give 50% of your money to Galanoth.

For my new sig. --Galanoth 18:41, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

No prob, but you don't need to have it be led with "template". i'll fix it. —rms talk 18:43, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Oh. OK - I thought it detected that it was a template based on code, like with sigs - sigs don't have "Template" in front of them O_O --Galanoth 18:46, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Exactly. anything that starts with "User:" is practically a template. —rms talk 18:48, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Oh right. I get it now. --Galanoth 18:55, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Agh! T3's sig is screwing everything up! It took me over a minute to click the edit section button! —rms talk 18:59, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)


I would like to edit it. Yep. --T3 17:34, 1 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Just a minute. I made the 1st edition on MSPaint. What we have to do is upload it then each write a separate article. —rms talk 20:13, 1 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
I would like to help edit. I ran a student made newspaper at my school a few years back. I would like to be the investigative journalist/conspiracy writer...there are many illogic conspiracies.... Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 21:37, 1 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Sounds good. Three eidtors max. But, what we need to do is have one person make a small article, and then somewhow pass it on to the next peron to make another. How do you plan on doing this? —rms talk 21:39, 1 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Alreday got it planned out. I just wrote an awesome conspiracy and i will email it to you, and then you will put it on the page. Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 21:52, 1 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Wat is your email?

Awesome idea! —rms talk 21:54, 1 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Just sent it. Mine is Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 21:58, 1 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Also with this system, no one will know our plans until the new issue comes out.!!!! Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 21:58, 1 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Aha! —rms talk 22:17, 1 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Congratulations! You are now a member of The Dark Side.[edit]

-- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 13:13, 4 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Moved them to reward page. —rms talk 15:01, 4 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Hey, man![edit]

Check what I did to the vandalism. I think you'll like it. --T3 23:54, 4 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Right. —rms talk 01:02, 5 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
YES YES YES YES!!!!! I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!!!!!!!! YES YES YES!!!!!!! Right as I was getting on the computer I was singing that in my head and thought "I should pop up Itunes so I can listen to Savior"! YAAAA!!!!!! —rms talk 01:03, 5 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)


Though there already is an article called T3canolis I have an idea. I think you and I should write articles about each other. You can get rid of everything on T3canolis because it was like two lines by Bob and the rest was yours truly. So you can rewrite it and I'll write Readmesoon. So yeah, like the idea? --T3 01:54, 5 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Maybe sometime. Right now I'm working on Cardboard Box, but that'l be done quick. Also, Kudos for the vandalism template. That shouldn't be vandalism, that should be in the Aweseome template. —rms talk 02:02, 5 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Can I go ahead and write Readmesoon? --T3 02:03, 5 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Sure. Since you and I are both highly linked, users might actually search our names and come up to the pages! —rms talk 02:04, 5 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
It's done. --->Readmesoon --T3 03:02, 5 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Sequel. ---> Readmesoon: The Untold Story --T3 00:25, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
I'll get to T3canolis sometime, but I can't right now. —rms talk 00:28, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
I don't care when you get to it. I would make it a Readmesoon trilogy but I'm currently dry on the ideas front for it. --T3 00:30, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Yeah... I don't want to bash on you like you did me, I just want to keep a pleasant tone that implies that you suck. —rms talk 00:31, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Okay. WAIT! Epic-idea: Illogicopedia Roasts!!!!! Like the Comedy Central ones!!!! LOLOMGROFLWTFBBQLMAOZEDONG!!!! LOLOMGROFLWTFBBQLMAOZEDONG!!!! --T3 00:33, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Wtf? Also, are you helping any on the Flub vs. OMS thing? Also, how is it turning out? —rms talk 00:36, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
It's turning out a guaranteed EPIC/feature. It's pretty cool. --T3 00:37, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
What I mean is, how is the "battle" turning out? —rms talk 00:38, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Um... It's been back and forth. My feeling is that either both of them should die or neither. I think it would be funny if after a long fight, a nuke hits Guatemala and they both die. --T3 00:44, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Not a nuke. That's too dumb. You need to have a stampede of Rhinos or some shit that runs them over. —rms talk 00:48, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Or they simultaneously receive important phone calls. --T3 00:52, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
And what happens when they hang up? —rms talk 00:53, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
No, they get like urgent calls saying they have to leave and it's like, "I gotta go, we cool?" I need to discuss with Ragglez. --T3 00:58, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
I'm a bit meh with the idea, but I'm not writing it so whatever. —rms talk 01:05, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)


Yes it is. I saw T3 do it so I decided to add my own part in :) mwow513My Articles!Talk to me 03:03, 5 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

I'm going to add Strength to Go On. Awesome song. —rms talk 03:24, 5 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Yoo Vendal.[edit]

Gets dthis argly teeamplayte.


. «Zheliel» 18:36, 7 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

The American Revolution[edit]

Since you gave yourself a star; should I? --T3 17:37, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

The American Revolution[edit]

Since you gave yourself a star; should I? --T3 17:37, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

You arlready got one. That's why I gave myself one. —rms talk 17:43, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
/me is embarrased. I forgot to even check my page... --T3 18:31, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Blockehead. Also, I'm working on T3canolis, I'm pretty sure you'll like it. —rms talk 18:33, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)


I can't remember if i sent u a story or not. i dink i did. -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 21:57, 12 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

I have one. I shortened t, tough, so it would fit. —rms talk 21:58, 12 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

A Little Help[edit]

Can you help me get this as the logo for my page? I tried and nothing appeared. --T3 16:48, 14 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Done . -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 17:05, 14 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
I didn't work. --T3 17:07, 14 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

AGH!!!! Comment on what I put on my talk page!!! --T3 00:40, 16 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Ok OK! —rms talk 01:07, 16 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Erm... IllogiTimes?[edit]

It's been this many *shows on fingers* weeks. --T3 20:05, 16 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, I've been a bit delayed. —rms talk 00:20, 17 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Yeah about that[edit]

Sorted, I think. --Testostereich(ballsack) 09:51, 17 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Uh, Hi.[edit]

I'm scruffyfan, ant thanx for teh comment on my userpage. I'm kinda new at wikis, and I would leave a snide/clever/industrious remark here, but I've never really delved deep into wikis and the like. Am I correct in leaving a comment like I am, or is this wrong? I might not log in often, so leave me a message. Cya. Scruffyfan 04:24, 19 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Talk page message[edit]

Just so you know I had a moment of inspiration sometime in the recent past (I forget how time works) and I think I know how to set up the colonisations thing. It'll be kinda like the review page, but more sectioned, different, and hopefully easy to use. Anyway, we need a cool name for it, something to stick a fork in the eye of Pear Review. Testostereich(ballsack) 23:10, 19 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Hm.... I say we hold a vote somewhere. —rms talk 23:13, 19 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Hey everybody. Um... I kept silent for a while but I've been wondering; what the fuck is a colonisation. Yea. --T3 23:20, 19 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Well, what it is is a group of users get an article and all work together to rewrite it and make it better. —rms talk 23:21, 19 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
I assumed that's what it was but when you assume you make an ass out of you and I. Wait, that's wrong. --T3 23:31, 19 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
I make asses all the time. —rms talk 23:33, 19 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
I am randomly butting into this conversation to say one thing, and one thing only: Bet you can't circle the cat! Play this game I found!!! -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 01:11, 21 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Circled it. It took me seven tries. —rms talk 01:15, 21 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Hah! I GOT IT ON TEH FIRST! -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 01:20, 21 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Also, google the imposible quiz and play that! I made it to question 60-something! And that was on my 30 something try! -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 01:22, 21 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
I beat that once. The Final Ten were harder than fuck. It was a very very very proud moment for me. —rms talk 01:23, 21 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Lol. There's 110 questions.......another game is drees up yoda, somewhere in google.-- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 01:24, 21 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Hm. Help me with this. You do one, then me. And we keep doing that. —rms talk 01:27, 21 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
I gtg, mom wants to use computer. -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 01:46, 21 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Ok. —rms talk 01:49, 21 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)


I'm still not totally sure about the ending to the base for mental unhealth, but other than yet, yeah, I think we're good. What do you make of it? Testostereich(ballsack) 20:22, 25 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

I like it, it's one of my favorites articles that I have written. I think you did an excellent job with the overhaul of it, and overall it's pretty good. —rms talk 21:44, 25 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
^_^ your work wasn't too shabby either. You did good kid, you did good. Testostereich(ballsack) 21:59, 25 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Sexay--Ben Blade 22:10, 25 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
I think I'm past the "kid" stage, but then again, I'm only a kid, so what do I know? Wait... —rms talk 22:20, 25 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
It's a phrase from some cheesed up movie, and it's kinda stuck with me. I personally think it sounds better than "You did good probable adolescent slash kid slash miscellanious since I don't know you in real life, and therefore have not adequate means to judge, you did good." But whatever, pat on the backdoor anyway Testostereich(ballsack) 22:23, 25 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Ya, that was fun, I awlays enjoy articles where you really don't have to think, you just write and it comes out good. —rms talk 22:26, 25 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Hey. What's up?[edit]

I was revisiting my old wiki that I made and if you join, you're an admin. Yup. That simple.

Here it is:

Also, IRK, NAO!

--T3 00:16, 31 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Alright, I'll look into it. —rms talk 00:26, 31 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
>_> No Privilages for MR. Ben eh? Hmmph, you and youre american wiki that you edit in the middle of the British night is ownt by WIKIA! HAHAHAH--Ben Blade 08:26, 31 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
And this one isn't, so.... what's your point? Even Uncyclopedia is 'ownt' by Wikia. —rms talk 14:04, 31 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)


You never give me a due date, plus you don't ever ask me anything about it......... Plus, I thought we were doing the galanoth theory for the 3rd week, and I already emailed that to you!!! AHH! --RFK

Well, first off it's every two weeks, and you should jsut email it to me. Also, I never got your email. —rms talk 17:58, 31 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)


I'm still awake. --T3 03:43, 4 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Hey, I'm going to a friend's house today so I probably won't edit ?pedia or THD and I definetly won't be on IRC. Yup. --T3 13:59, 4 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

'twas a dream![edit]

Hey what's up SoonReadMe? vaGinonater I exist! 22:38, 4 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Not much, as they say, but, yeah. —rms talk 03:00, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Should I really read you? 03:02, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Depends on whether you want porno or quality literature. —rms talk 03:04, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
A mixture of both would do just fine. vaGinonater I exist! 03:04, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
WEll, it just so happens I'm not Good House Playboy, so you have to pick. —rms talk 03:06, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Is there anyway I could star in a remake of National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation? --vaGinonater I exist! 03:07, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Well, you're better than I thought. T3 was saying so much about you being funny, and I didn't really see it all that much. ntil now. You have wit. —rms talk 03:09, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
That's not all I got... There's also that wife that lives in Scandinavia... My third wife. --vaGinonater I exist! 03:11, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Lost it there, but as they say "Better luck next time, bitch." Or, you know, that might just be me. Same thing. —rms talk 03:15, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
A pregnant dog perfectly describes me. --vaGinonater I exist! 03:15, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
As for me? No. I'm more along the lines "That guy over there who looks like Ron Paul giving me the freaky looks", not "Bitch". —rms talk 03:19, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
I'm gettin' the impression you want to have sex with me. --vaGinonater I exist! 03:20, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
I had sex once. It wasn't with a person, it was with a tissue box, but it was just as much fun. —rms talk 03:24, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
You do wanna have sex with me! Trust me, I double the friction. --vaGinonater I exist! 03:25, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
How so? Sna dpapare condom? You know I love sand paper condoms. —rms talk 03:26, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Imagine that plus rusty nails. That's pretty much a night with me. --vaGinonater I exist! 03:27, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
So you're a bat with nails hammered through it? Never noticed. —rms talk 03:30, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
You'd be surprised. --vaGinonater I exist! 03:30, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
I would be, but you just told me. I wish that whore told me she had STD's before we hooked up, now I have herpes and AIDS. —rms talk 03:33, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Sleepers are the worst. They don't even tell you anything. --vaGinonater I exist! 03:33, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Well, there isn't much to tell besides "I'm Maria." By that point I'm getting a blowjob. —rms talk 03:37, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Maria? Sound's pretty exotic. Just like my second wife. She's Portuguese. --vaGinonater I exist! 03:38, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Portuguese? Never been a fan, I'm more of a Russian kind of guy. —rms talk 03:42, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Interesting. That was my favorite topic in grad school. Russian culture, eh? --vaGinonater I exist! 03:42, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
By 'grad school' I assume you mean Kindergarden. Ah, kindergarden. Best three years of my life. —rms talk 03:50, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Only three years? Did you even get dual-credit? --vaGinonater I exist! 03:52, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
I wuldn't exactly say dual, but... yeah. I at least learned my ABC's! —rms talk 04:00, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
I learned the whole alphabet... you got gipped! Only a-b-c-'-s?
Actually, I got a few after that, but then they took my car and money. Well worth the cost, I think. —rms talk 04:05, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
I remember in Kindergarten (which to me sounds like a german operation) this chick who was totally un-developed... she was young. Yeah, i think i banged her? Not sure, too much milk and shit can waste a man vaGinonater I exist! 04:11, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
In third grade I ate a salad. —rms talk 04:30, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Hey, could you know, vote for me on IOTM? But if you feel to queasy just take it easy and think about it. --vaGinonater I exist! 05:20, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Erm, beside this conversation I'm not very impressed by your articles. Write some good shit (See this for inspiration) and you get my vote. —rms talk 05:24, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
T3canolis is being a gay-ass homosexual and is feeling up men, if you know what I mean. --vaGinonater I exist! 05:27, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Technically, he should e humping, not looking. By humping legs isn't as fun. —rms talk 05:30, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Yeah sometimes he likes to dry-hump parking meters just for the sexual pleasure. --vaGinonater I exist! 05:31, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
I hump dried-up lake beds. —rms talk 05:33, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Are you sure they're dried-up? Wait, is it a dry hump? or a "T3canolis-loves-men" hump. --vaGinonater I exist! 05:34, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
It's more like "I have a fetish for dried-up lake beds" hump. —rms talk 05:38, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
I have a fetish for fetishes about fetishes; ya digg? --vaGinonater I exist! 05:42, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Your fetish has a fetish for my fetish? What is this, Scooby doo? Wait, I mean Happy Days? —rms talk 05:44, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Your fetish is a very interesting fetish, my sir, and I must say good day to you. --vaGinonater I exist! 05:48, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
My fetish is for this woman on the televsion, she has huge boobs. —rms talk 05:50, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Who? And do you like Megan Fox; the hottest girl alive, nowadays. --vaGinonater I exist! 05:51, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Er, Megan Fox is ok, I guess she sorta-hot. But I know quite a bit better than her, you know. —rms talk 05:57, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Quite hot?!?!? Name some people that are hotter than her. And don't say your mom, cause she doesn't count. --vaGinonater I exist! 06:06, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
You there? --vaGinonater I exist! 06:19, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
From "Hey what's up? to "'Who next on your bang list?". What a conversation. —rms talk 14:42, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Ben-Gay's userpage[edit]

Why did you delete it? Also BenGay is his new name --Galanoth 01:21, 7 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

He deserves it. —rms talk 01:35, 7 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
You deserve to eat a turd covered in burnt hair! You mess with Ben, you mess with me! -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 02:14, 7 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Um. —rms talk 03:09, 7 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

I come back from a stay at my family in Ireland and this happens >_> . You two should calm down.--Ben Blade 11:18, 7 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Referring to ben here[edit]

Can you stop making enemies? Just leave eachother alone. I hate being on wikis where people fight and vandalisde and flame eachother. Now I may be pissed here but I still redeem some comon sense and logic. Illogicopedia does not need a buch of users hating on eachother. THis also goes for t3 (i think), ben and others fighting. JUST WRITE RANDOM CRAP! That's what the wiki is for, not for fighting! Ryan u t c 11:50, 7 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

SInce when was this ever a fight? I was doing it as a joke. —rms talk 14:05, 7 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Well, ok then. Obviously I lose the logic and common sense to tell a joke from a non-joke when I am smashed. That's my excuse. Carry on then. Ryan u t c 23:53, 7 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Gah. —rms talk 01:44, 8 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Hey did you get my IllogiTimes piece, the galanoth one? I sent it a week or two ago....-- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 00:48, 15 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Dude did you get my IT piece? -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 12:27, 17 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Don't think so. Haven't checked my email for a while. —rms talk 14:26, 17 Ergust 2009 (UTC)


now. --T3 02:57, 12 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)


Don't lift your computer seat up. Just don't. --bob 20:58, 4 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

too late —rms talk 21:03, 4 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

RE: you're sorta like ol' pip but less ann...[edit]

~ you're sorta like ol' pip but less annoying, less image spamming, and less obsessions over old uncyc jokes. anywho, i like your attitude around here. keep up the good edits :D readmesoon
Not a fan of Uncyc? Ya know what? I'm beginning to warm to you, FI... -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 10:34, 8 Octodest 2009 (UTC)


Thank you for the welcome.--Lame Duck 01:21, 8 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

No problem! Just try to stay active and have a good time. Also, I recommend making a user page. —rms talk 04:43, 8 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

Sup wigga[edit]

Just to let you know the great Illogic railroad is probably back up, and your article got featured. So go you :D Testostereich(ballsack) 23:34, 18 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)


IRC bitch[edit]

Mhm. --T3 06:41, 23 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

Boom SUCKA![edit]

This weekend in good ol' Florida it's been in the 20's and 30's. Over the weekend, FPL (Florida power and light) had a glitch or something that made my schools heating system not work and now it won't go on until 9:00 tomorrow and most of the school will be in 10 to 20 degree weather. So long story short; I'm off from school tomorrow. Yea son!

Oh and you hear about the Patriots? Yeah, the Ravens beat them. Sorry for your loss. Did you hear who did win? That's right, the New York Jets. BITCH! --T3 02:49, 11 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

A) I'm not the bummed over the Pats loss, cause the Ravens are actually my closely second favorite team. I always want both of them to succeed. So the fact that the Pats lost isn't too tear-drawing. B) The Jets will lose to the Chargers, or so says every single one of my friends on facebook C) THIS HAS NUFFIN TO DO WITH TEH ARTIKLE —rms talk 03:52, 11 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
*raises eyebrow* Who said I wanted it to be? And What's the Point? is amazing. --T3 03:53, 11 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
Coughity cough cough, but I want to work on LOSS. And also I left my comments if you haven't seen them ¬ ¬—rms talk 04:08, 11 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)


Can you not do that to LOLOLopedia again, please?--Galanoth 21:19, 18 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)


Thank you for the welcome! I really am interested in this site and am extremely busy, but I will try to write things and stuff. I hope my first article really wasn't that bad.--Dubya 20:00, 24 Farbleum 2010 (UTC)

WHAT ?[edit]

I... R... K. --T3 04:51, 13 Arche 2010 (UTC)

IRC --T3 01:24, 15 Arche 2010 (UTC)

IRC AGAIN (GINONATERS STILL ON) --T3 06:36, 20 Arche 2010 (UTC)

Congrats on the star d00d[edit]

Catch me if you can Testostereich(ballsack) 16:05, 26 Arche 2010 (UTC)

IRC --T3 05:07, 27 Arche 2010 (UTC)


I downloaded skype. Git on. --T3 20:25, 27 Arche 2010 (UTC)

IRC PLZ[edit]

Yeah. --T3 04:24, 29 Arche 2010 (UTC)

Getting back[edit]

Sure, you and anyone else can join in on my little project, if you would like.--Reaganomics 18:35, 6 Arply 2010 (UTC) Oh, may I ask that you and whoever else wants to work on it try to use the same format as I have in the pages already created. Thank you!--Reaganomics 19:14, 6 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Sweet, looks awesome! —rms talk 21:03, 6 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Super dooper awesomabinladen![edit]

You are a beast. Thank you for the interest to collab. Now, where shall we begin? I would like to write an article about anything except donkeys. I feel that donkeys get a bad press, especially on those out take shows where they show what actually happens when they stop filming the donkey slaves. In fact, screw it, if you wanna do an article about donkeys, then LETS DO IT!!

Any ideas? I tend to come up with ideas randomly rather than plan them out, so soon as we get going, it should take form DG |Chatty Chaps| 18:55, 11 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Bears that walk on water, When the I open the fridge (we could make that one about food that talks to the guy so he becomes friends or something) —rms talk 19:04, 11 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Good work[edit]

Hey there, good work on the history book! Keep it up, as I have been!--Reaganomics 19:12, 11 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, thankies, It's really quite a good idea. Just a suggestion though, your gpq's are getting a little bit too nonsensical. Keep them like your very first chapters, where they're related to teh subject yet totally ridiculous. Cheers. —rms talk 19:18, 11 Arply 2010 (UTC)
Got it. Note to self: Make gpq's less nonsensical. I just shall keep on working when I'm not so busy with all the good stuff in life.--Reaganomics 18:58, 15 Arply 2010 (UTC)
Righty then, awsum —rms talk 02:19, 16 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Wazzup Sambo?[edit]

A couple thoughts:

L.O.S.S. = Delete

Me + You + x = new collab?

Yeah. We make gold. And I like yoo.

That was weird.

So yeah Mr. Johnson, we have to collab. Maybe next weekend. --T3 05:55, 18 Arply 2010 (UTC)

It's a shame LOSS dried up, some of those were pretty fun. I think the whole complexity of it just had too much work within it. But yeah, we could do something lame, like That bird that squaks at me even though it is dead, Bird watching, Two-way lobotomy , etc. —rms talk 18:04, 18 Arply 2010 (UTC)
I like the first one. Something like, "I know it's dead but it squawks at me. I know it!" Or something else crazy. So yeahhhhhhh.... I have no idea. --T3 18:26, 18 Arply 2010 (UTC)
Evenings where the TV calls your name and the couch dispenses socks from underneath, Two tons or margarine, Johnny "Caught in the fly" McFlyrms talk 00:59, 19 Arply 2010 (UTC)
I'm gettin' on IRK. --T3 01:07, 22 Arply 2010 (UTC)

IRC or skypez[edit]

I'm on both. Git your white ass on. --T3 02:07, 27 Aym 2010 (UTC)

Teccanolis —rms talk 02:12, 27 Aym 2010 (UTC)
Srsly. Git on. --T3 02:14, 27 Aym 2010 (UTC)

Hey, wanna ever get on Uncyclopedia's Skype?[edit]

I think you'd enjoy us chatting. Here's the direct link to our chat. Dexter111344 06:46, 27 Aym 2010 (UTC)

That sounds a tad pedo-riffic extremely perverse. Bin there, done that, it was meh, never seems to be many people on there anymore, no more than ?pedia's skype anyway.--Silent Penguin 11:00, 27 Aym 2010 (UTC)
For some reason I have the suspicion that I'll be snuck up on from behind. —rms talk 14:09, 27 Aym 2010 (UTC)
There are people on now, Silent. Myself, emc (Nate), Ethine (Autumn), Olipro, Colin, Ironfist (Zack), Jocke (Kevin), and Flammable (Lee) tend to be on quite frequently. And Readmesoon, I want to talk to your little high schooler ass. And you, too, Silent. Also, what's ?pedia's Skype? The same? Dexter111344 02:27, 28 Aym 2010 (UTC)
I'm not in high school you moron... also, ?pedia's skype is on the "chatroom" page in the bar just to the left of this page.--Silent Penguin 15:24, 28 Aym 2010 (UTC)

An apology[edit]

Hey RMS, its RFK. I just wanted to apologize for how I have acted towards you before, being a pricky a-hole. I'm alolt different now and I just wanted to let you know I'm osrry for an offense I've caused. So, I uh, might be on alittle more often so just drop me a line anytime. Contrary to popular belief I visit here all the time to check stuff out. Anyway, thanks and i'll cya, not really cuz that be kinda creepy. -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 12:18, 28 Aym 2010 (UTC)

Creepy: yes.
Contrary: yes.
RFK: Yes.
Salad bowls: No? —rms talk 14:08, 28 Aym 2010 (UTC)
Totally Salad bowls.--Silent Penguin 15:25, 28 Aym 2010 (UTC)

'you're back! stay this time, will ya '[edit]

I have no reply, so here's a link to the letter --(ƒî)» 01:43, 15 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

IRC? --T3 23:25, 15 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

Skype. —rms talk 23:26, 15 Yoon 2010 (UTC)




I accidently illogicopedia at 3 AM. Is it bad? --(ƒî)» 07:26, 6 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

Nay, I do it always. Join the club —rms talk 04:04, 7 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)
Superbudgie! No that's weird. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 17:52, 18 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)


Thank you for the welcome. I am working on an extensive article on James Bond right now.--ColbertNation 21:00, 8 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

Just in case you were wondering, you can find out here.--ColbertNation 22:43, 8 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I was bored. Perhaps I will work on another. By the way, awesome site!--ColbertNation 23:28, 8 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

I see what you mean. Well, I am busy quite a bit, I promise I will stay and write my nonsensical articles when I am on less busy times of my life (like now). I just need some more ideas. Oh, well. Anyway, so far, I think I like this site quite a but better better than Humor Elitism Palace. So, I will go back to the drawing board and randomly come up with some new ideas.--ColbertNation 23:40, 8 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. I will have to do that. Been having lots of fun here. Sadly, I will be forced to take a mandatory vacation very soon and will be inactive for a bit. But I will be back. Please refer to the State of the Colbert Nation section on my userpage. Also, check out The MeM0, once I get that up and running. Kudos to you.--ColbertNation 19:24, 11 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)


I liked it, I guess. I would hop on the mic if I had something to say. --T3 03:40, 14 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

Whoa, somebody liked it? :O —rms talk 04:16, 14 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, it was decent. --T3 04:30, 14 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)
Did get sort of layme though, I have to work on that, polish things off a little. I'm doing more. —rms talk 04:34, 14 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, at some point I'll grow some balls and be your partner in crime but until then, I suggest you check out the newest Cake is a Lie! --T3 19:57, 14 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, I saw, the brits are all over my new haircut —rms talk 23:19, 14 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)
It is a pretty douchey haircut. --T3 01:21, 15 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)
Nah, not the one on the cake elvel, but my recent, fauxhawk one. —rms talk 01:40, 15 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)
Faux hawks are pretty goddamn legit... If you can pull it off and not look like a douche/punk/goth/emo etc. --T3 06:21, 15 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)
I have nothing to do with this conversation, so here's a robot on drugs Dropping roboacid.60.PNG--(ƒî)» 07:02, 15 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)
You on ?pedia at 3 as well? --T3 07:08, 15 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)
Scroll up about two headers until you see a parakeet.--(ƒî)» 07:10, 15 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, I know. Just a question, FI; why don't you really write much? By your forum posts it seems that you are able to but you don't have many if any articles. Sure we all love your templates that I don't understand the workings of but you could write something every once in a while :) --T3 07:15, 15 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)
I start alot of 'em, but always loose focus and stop working on it, too bad too, this one looked promising. Incidentally, I have half of a tomato garden, I've almost fixed my car, and my computer half works. So yea, I do everything half-assed. --(ƒî)» 07:29, 15 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)
Don't worry. I half-ass almost all of my articles. Let me go through some of my EPICs' endings. An Average Day for Mr. Michael McMichael: He gets hit by a car. Untitled: They fall off of a cliff. Toast: He dies from sogginess. The point is, you don't need to know where you're going, but just that you want to get there. --T3 07:37, 15 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)
I just randomly smash the keyboard and hope words come out. And look where it has got me! Like, a bunch of features and ?pedia fame! My life has never been better! —rms talk 15:51, 15 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)


Just gave my first attempt at in IllogiNews story. How is it?--ColbertNation 21:51, 29 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

Iono, while it fits ?pedia's theoretical style, ?news are generally a little bit more sensible than that. I have a collection on my article page, also Testostereich has quite a bit. There a few featured ones as well. Look at them, check out how they're done, and learn. Don't get me wrong, it wasn't bad, it's just different from most. —rms talk 23:25, 29 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)
Thank you very much.--ColbertNation 23:28, 29 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

Fuck America[edit]

Wuv you Testostereich(ballsack) 18:17, 30 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

hey hey hey, you're people in that story were supposed to be american, hence the patriotic rant/horoscopes. i think my edit was appropriate. —rms talk 19:31, 30 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

Because if I make a forum topic; I'll get scolded because no one cares[edit]

Just wanted to let you know I am uploading a j00toob video of me talking in the background! It's a Call of Duty 4 game with Illogicopedia's favorite retired user, ginonater </sarcasm> where we talk about really nothing. It's gonna be up in like 30-45 minutes. Just thought you may want to know. --T3 00:51, 31 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

Whoa, T3's going to talk? next you have to upload images of yourself. :O —rms talk 01:27, 31 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)
It's up. Check it ouuuttt... --T3 06:54, 31 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

You sir should thank me[edit]

because I have ventured outside the safe confines of Uncyclopedia to bring you this message:

You're up in the fantasy football draft! You have 24 hours to make your pick. I left you a message on your talkpage back at uncyc, but your time is running out. If you don't pick by tonight, all of your picks will be automatically made for you based on the Yahoo! rankings. Best of luck! --Skinfan13 of Uncyclopedia.

I made the league[edit]

It's on Yahoo!. Here are some important things to know: 21:45, 19 Ergust 2010 (UTC) (this is Guildensternenstein from Uncyc, for the record)


i have no idea what this is. lol. fuck popsicles. -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 23:56, 26 Ergust 2010 (UTC)

oh hai! tada. I started listening to Rise Against sometime this year. My favorite songs by them are, "Hero of War" "Savior" "Re education through labor". yes. DONT MAKE ME! -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 13:05, 31 Ergust 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, Rise Against is legitimate, but I over listened and have since moved on (I still love them though and listen to them occasionally) and bands such as Radiohead and Modest Mouse have been sucking up my ears lately. —rms talk 02:13, 1 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)
I enjoy Radiohead, my favorite song of theirs is "Creep". I dont think ive heard modest mouse. I do like Muse though. -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 13:22, 1 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)
Oh yeah, Muse. Good shit. I'm seeing them later this month (something like the 27th).
And creep is your favorite Radiohead song? As much as I love that song, I like their unheard stuff better. Like, you know, crap you never hear. —rms talk 13:58, 1 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)
I havent really heard their unheard stuff, obviosuly, but i know that alot of good music is the stuff that isnt famous. and cool beans muse concert ftw! -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 16:33, 1 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

UFFL 2010 Kickoff[edit]

The draft is over, the NFL regular season begins Thursday September 9th, and everyone is geared up and ready to play some fantasy football(!).

This season promises to thrill and intrigue, and as the Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League has grown from just eight all the way to 14 teams, each one vying for a shot at the championship, except maybe Neox's team. With all this excitement, however, comes questions. Will Rush and Kick FTW, the UFFL's first team based in Britain, be able to compete with the league's American teams? Will Cheddar's rebuilt Doritorians be able to play at the same high level as last year now that their roster is down from 50% Eagles players to just 30%? Will evil Nazi overlord and reigning league Champion Guildensternenstein be able to defend his league championship now that Top-3 players at the quarterback, running back, wide receiver and tight end positions didn't fall into his lap this year? Only brutal, primal, visceral, cerebral combat on the fields of Yahoo!'s fantasy football league servers can determine these questions.

That all being said, everyone should take note of two things:

  • this is a link to the league--go here to do stuff, like select a starting roster (which, believe it or not, is important).
  • this is the forum where we'll talk about the league and post banal sports banter (which, believe it or not, is even more important).

Good luck, gentleman. 16:16, 4 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Alright, thanks. I have been waiting for this league to open up already :P —rms talk 16:19, 4 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

My name[edit]

Its fonch. Soup? Chicken noodle perhaps?--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 17:58, 5 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

--ColbertNation 00:22, 19 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)== Re: ==

YOU SAID: Yeah, how are things going? Good? How about writing an article? Posting in the forum? Jumping on Skype (if you have an account)? Since you are actually editing, we need all the edits we can get around here, so tidy-ho! Get writin', bro! (Collab?)

MY RESPONSE: I've already created a page called "The Graffiti Wall." It's a place where people can write random s**t. --Dan the Hedgehog is in the house! 01:00, 9 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

My response to your response: Write anyway, foo! One article doesn't mean you're totally awsum. Also, talk to people, like the forum n stuff. —rms talk 02:30, 9 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Hello again[edit]

I see we both meet again in TEH HOUSE OF ILLOGIC! Anyway, I don't know.--ColbertNation 00:22, 19 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Tell me what to write —rms talk 00:24, 19 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)
Nort really sure. Perhaps something on a flesh-eating hamburger. Or alternatively, try a Glenn Beckizm like I wrote here. Illogical conspiracies are FUM! Or you could write on the ghost of Elvis. Some suggestions, that's all.--ColbertNation 00:31, 19 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)
Any of those sound interesting, out of curiositiee?--ColbertNation 00:50, 19 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)


I praise thee, my loyal subject.

Opposite the blurb and a gentle exercise, nests this oxygen which dresses opposite the erased death, the planetary coordinate fears an absorbing debate. A registered island flowers. It's tiny leaves begin to bacon. Did I just use bacon as a verb? Yes.

To the point. A good point guard drives through a full court press, protecting the ball, keeping her eye on the basket... and she knows exactly when to pass the ball so that the team can WIN. Rather, we know we can effect positive change outside government at this moment in time, on another scale, and actually make a difference for our priorities - and so we will, for Alaskans and for Americans - For the true fighter for democratic principles, I am eleven to say that party cheerleaders and lemons have played the politics of exclusion, bigotry and RMS-hatred. While some may say that he's a self-obsessed twit who thinks that any slight against me is an affront to democracy, I can assure you ReadMeSoon is the real deal, for behind the guideline death awaits the cheating lavatory.

Causatively, A loose cheese reads repeatable rubber that dislikes the liberal bishop. How can our well stall a zone? Simple. Without a duck parades each connected moral. Why does a wish object? A wish objects to being objected to by objecting objectivity of objectified wishes that wish to object to objecting objection and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to the lacking reminder faints on top of the precious cricket, because a rural telephone headlines the cake. I am disheartened to say that Prime Minister Harper has relegated me to this amended fabric corrects a game.'--(ƒî)» 04:04, 9 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

tl;dr, but FI's back so high five time! /high fives FIrms talk 04:46, 9 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)
*RMS misses and hits Flyingidiot in the face. Flyingidiot calls upon his army of blue camels with rocket launchers* --(ƒî)»
Luckily, I have a specific type of bacteria that targets blue flesh, I shall break the rules of war and unleash my biological mode of warfare upon your army. The silver bears win the game, again. —rms talk 23:52, 9 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

No rats here[edit]

None, not a one. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 05:23, 21 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Reveal yourself, before the x ray glasses do —rms talk 05:24, 21 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)
I am also reverend zim_ulator at Uncyc. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 06:02, 21 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Not dead[edit]

I think. Fauxhawks still suck btw Testostereich(ballsack) 12:46, 21 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

My hair has outgrown fauxhawk length —rms talk 23:42, 21 Octodest 2010 (UTC)
Then you have passed Testostereich(ballsack) 02:33, 22 Octodest 2010 (UTC)
Might get it cut soon —rms talk 04:03, 22 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

I just realised...[edit]

That I am under-represented on your talkpage.

This matter has now been resolved. Good day. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101022 - 02:25 (UTC)

Seriously, though...

For being awesome, Athyria has decided to hug you. Subsequently, you have now been hugged.

Don't forget to check your pockets so as to ensure nothing too incriminating has been inserted.

Cheers. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101025 - 02:56 (UTC)

Jeers —rms talk 03:28, 25 Octodest 2010 (UTC)


In the case that you aren't dead, are you going to partake in the madness? Remember vote for the worst at the polls! Or not. I believe Brooke, FDR and the voting page itself are currently tied for first place. That can change with your vote! Oh, and all those crappy entries have been rolled into one big fail. I'll stop propagating you and buzz off. Good day, Book.--Colonel Sanders 15:36, 7 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Maybe —rms talk 15:35, 8 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Al Paca his own parachute[edit]

Ring in the new year with clarified butter and a batmoose. Cheers! Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 02:59, 23 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Nigga please —rms talk 04:54, 23 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 17:49, 23 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
I stand by the batmoose. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 20:51, 23 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)


Good sir, I hereby award you with the Colonel's honorary box of popcorn chicken for being the longest non-admin insane user. Don't eat it all in one bite, please.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 22:13, 25 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

T3canolis has been longer. —rms talk 23:20, 25 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
There is a fluctuation in the Force. It made me fart. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 08:26, 27 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)


Or something. You, at least... I can see why you're an admin. Be amazing, and stuff, will ya? You may have to, to cancel out my incompetence... Anyhow, it's about time, and/or something. Congrats. With real rats. I tried to not let them out in here, but they just... have a way about them... ~ Pointy.png 23:20, 16 Ditzimber 2010

Congrats on your adminship. Have fun howling at the moon or whatever werewolves do. simsilikesims 00:47, 17 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
Congrats! You're a Janitor admin! Have fun cleaning up vandal mess!--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 01:56, 17 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
I feel empowered —rms talk 01:57, 17 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)


Since you've been around awhile and whatnot, perhaps you'd know?

The site renames of things - like the edit tabs and whatnot - 'insane pages', 'babbling', ect, blocks showing as 'chinese burns'... they all stopped showing up for me a couple of months ago... no idea how long I'd been around, but not long enough to have gotten used to them; I didn't even notice they were gone.

So I'm on your discussion page. Editing. It says you have been blocked. Is that what you see? Or do you see it proper; this is your babbling, I am going insane, you received a chinese burn... after giving me one, of course. It's all in the rash log...

How does it show for the rest of folks? Why did it stop showing like that for me? Did I break something? I broke something, didn't I... ~ Pointy.png 07:46, 17 Ditzimber 2010

  • Yes you did. Now go back to Uncle Pete and break stuff there!--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 16:35, 17 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
    I already did. Then I came back. Or something. ~ Pointy.png 18:52, 17 Ditzimber 2010
    Heh, Uncle Pete. If an outsider came and read this thread by complete accident they'd have no clue what's going on. Mind you, that's usually the case with regulars as well.
    In response to your question, I haven't the foggiest. Did it fix itself? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 17:50, 18 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
    The problem with breaking things on Uncyclopedia is that there is only so much a user can do. I mean, sure, I can break the entire feature system without too much trouble... but then Wikia comes in and breaks the entire image usage across the site, and it's just like... meeeeh.
    Anyway, what is going on? Eh? EH?! Er... oh. So it is supposed to show the other stuff, then? No, it hasn't fixed itself; I just looked at it while logged out. It's been like this for awhile and it doesn't seem inclined to go back, and dammit, I wanna devour something! Flargle. Ain't I supposed to be a werewolf? Don't werewolves devour? ~ Pointy.png 23:34, 18 Ditzimber 2010

Um... WTF?[edit]

(I didn't know whose talk page to put this on) I guess my 2+ years of devotion to this site meant absolutely nothing. I don't mean to sound like a little bitch but REALLY? RMS, you deserved adminship and so did Athyria because you both are extremely loyal to the site. You know who else is extremely loyal to the site? I don't know.... hm.... What the fuck? Since my young Illogicopedia days I have been striving to be recognized as an admin and when finally, new admins are appointed I get jack shit!? I have been there for every vandal and every setback giving ideas. I can't understand this! I don't know what I'm supposed to think. I apologize for not being on the week you just happened to make new admins. The reason I'm going off on this is because I've waited 2 and a half years for adminship and I GET NOTHING. 2 years from now when you appoint new admins, I guess I'll get fucked over again, eh? SO WHY THE FUCK AM I TRYING?

I don't know who I'm supposed to be angry at but when I log on and see my best friend on this site who has been on it just as long as I have get adminship, I beg the question, what gives? --T3 02:17, 19 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Let's just remember that this is a some backwater wiki site, and now that I'm admin I'm incredibly underwhelmed. No wonder Seppy is such grouch. —rms talk 20:11, 19 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
I'm probably completely the wrong person to be saying this, but that seems like an incredibly strange thing to be angry about. Not that I have any idea what else to say... hells, I don't even know why it took me this long to say it.
Eh, both of you, T3, rms, please accept these cleverly concealed toasters as an apology for my part in this, whatever this is and whatever my part was. ~ Pointy.png 03:46, 23 Ditzimber
I'm not going to withdraw my comments because I meant everything I said but let's all forget I hate a freakout. I guess the fifteen minutes I spent typing that out should have been used NOT typing it. --T3 05:36, 23 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
Don't worry; be happy. Besides T3, us two have been sitting on our arses since summer and these two guys have been... err... active. After all, comedy has come from this Sysop-raping, as Athyria will now be sarcastically known as 'some noob from the internet' :P --Ben Blade 13:34, 23 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
*huggles Ben* Actually, I'm more like 'some noob from Uncyclopedia', since I really do spend more time there... so much to do; bloody place is a mess. ~ Pointy.png 20:06, 23 Ditzimber


Just what... is that? That thing you put in the wiki.png? O_o ~ Pointy.png 07:27, 25 Ditzimber 2010

Is it a fruitcake? Just... *grabs rms by the collar* ...teeeeeell me! ~ Pointy.png 16:11, 25 Ditzimber 2010

I dunno, it's the christmas logo. —rms talk 19:39, 26 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
You don't know?! *throttles rms* HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW?! ~ Pointy.png 21:08, 26 Ditzimber 2010
meh, seppy doesn't tell anyone anything. —rms talk 23:54, 26 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

How about some top tens?[edit]

I made the page for voting. And by 'made', I mean I copied the last one and swapped out the articles. You could make it actually happen one of these days, though, yes? There will be hugs in it for you if you do... or lack of hugs, if you don't like hugs. I can use hugs as a threat if need be. Though we've got all year, at least; feels like just a few months ago that we voted on the last one... hmm...

Oh, whatever. It's there. I have no idea what happens now. ~ Pointy.png 03:33, 15 Jeremy 2011

Yeah, Mr Top 10 Guy[edit]

Who died and made you in charge of it?--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 03:50, 4 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

What is this nonsense! —rms talk 02:40, 8 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Squiggles! ~ Pointy.png 17:06, 11 Farbleum 2011
Baconator!--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 14:36, 15 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

You Sir[edit]

You sir have no respect toward our conservative brethren. You should be ashamed. Here's an exploding cookie...--Colonel Sanders 21:11, 13 Arche 2011 (UTC)

I'm as big of Conservapedia as anyone, but fellow Conservative or whoever he is doesn't deserve it. Now give me that damn cookie. —rms talk 21:13, 13 Arche 2011 (UTC)
Her er din forbandede cookie. Du lugter af fisk.--Colonel Sanders 21:18, 13 Arche 2011 (UTC)
Puedo hablar en español. —rms talk 21:25, 13 Arche 2011 (UTC)
Sucer mon coq. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:12, 14 Arche 2011 (UTC)


Congrats on the adminship, if you attained it, lol. i assumed you did because of the green text in recent changes. But anyway, congrats :) -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 20:30, 29 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Was that sarcasm? I'll ban you for that! —rms talk 02:00, 30 Arche 2011 (UTC)
Ooo, what's this? rms threatening to ban people? Exxxcellent. ~ Pointy.png 09:29, 30 Arche 2011
Pfft, ReadMeSoon only ever uses his ban-hammer as a rape tool--Ben Blade 11:01, 30 Arche 2011 (UTC)
Who says I wasn't going to rape RFK? I like my targets covered in hair and turned on by Star Wars. —rms talk 00:54, 31 Arche 2011 (UTC)
Ahaha, what a truly funny observation RMS. Contrary to popular belief, I am indeed not covered in hair. And the only thing that turns me on in Star Wars is Princess Leia's bikini scenes (Goddamn!) -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 18:41, 14 Aym 2011 (UTC)

It's me... You're surprised, right?[edit]

Really? You're not surprised? Anyway...

How are you?

I am well. No I am NOT a well, but I am well. I need to get back in the swing of Illogi things, amirite? *elbows in side*

But, yeah, you totally should respond to this soon and we should have a welcome back party... or you could respond. Yeah, that works, too.

--T3 03:07, 1 Aym 2011 (UTC)

I wish you were a well. I'd throw all my enemies down to you so you can deal with them. Tee hee! Oh, you don't know me, right? T3, I'm Island Monkey - formerly Mr. Berty. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:47, 1 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Hello, Mr. Island Monkey. I don't know you but I already like you because you are like the only person to realize that the "3" in my name is in fact a 3 and not an E. Anyway, if I were a well, I would gladly drown your enemies for you because what else am I supposed to do? I'm a well. --T3 15:40, 1 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Very well. Well well then, aren't you a colourful well? *audience falls silent* Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 14:31, 2 Aym 2011 (UTC)

T3. Shit, man. It's been AGES.

Anyway, Rise Against? —rms talk 05:46, 6 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Rise Against's new album is pretty good. I still think Prayer of the Refugee is their best song however. -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 18:43, 14 Aym 2011 (UTC)
New album is great. I died listening to it, came back to life, and died listening to it again. And Prayer of the Refugee is definitely not their best song. Like, every song from Revolutions Per Minute is mind-blowing. —rms talk 00:38, 15 Aym 2011 (UTC)


You don't do nuffin. Why you teh adminz?--Colonel Sanders 00:59, 15 Aym 2011 (UTC)

I used to do stuff. Check my edit count. You see, this is how it all went down: I did stuff, they made me admin, I stopped doing stuff. —rms talk 05:29, 15 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Pretty much what always happens, innit... ~ Pointy.png 19:52, 15 Aym 2011

Oh hai.[edit]

I'm from uncyclopedia. You may not know me, but I think that the IllogiGames portal is un-used. Do you agree? I think there should be more games, or at least a lot more gems like this. I like the wiki, BTW. - Another n00b 17:42, 15 Aym 2011 (UTC)

What's your username from Uncyc? I may know thee. Also, yeah, it rarely gets used. Around here, people are too apathetic to arse themselves into making quality games, mostly because there aren't enough people around here to play them. But hey, if you want to try to get it going again, I encourage you to do so. Give it some publicity and entertainment value and you might just revive it. —rms talk 18:03, 15 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Oh, I'll try my best. here is my uncyc userpage, and I have the same username as I do over here. Though the account is dead. And I presume the same with you to. - Another n00b 18:11, 15 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Yes, I hardly go there anymore. I was removed once, on account of poor behavior, and then like two years later popped my head back in for no good reason. I don't know the last time I made an edit there. Does Cajek ever show up anymore? —rms talk 18:13, 15 Aym 2011 (UTC)
He made about 2 edits on 28 January 2011, but he has not returned and there will probably be no follow up. And what is Bcbkye? Sorry if I'm bringing up loads of questions. And also, I was one of the first people to be banned from the entire wikia database! A new record? - Another n00b 18:21, 15 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Aw, Cajek has moved on to real life for good. /tears
Anyway, Bcbkye might be ?pedia's longest running in-joke, potentially behind SBAM or some other nonsense I can't care to think about. And don't be afraid to ask questions, I am like a bank of knowledge that is ready to make loans. —rms talk 18:33, 15 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Like a loan shark. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:31, 15 Aym 2011 (UTC)
A loan shark? I'm a shown lark. --T3 00:21, 19 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Hide from the bad joke! Siren alert! Siren alert! Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:28, 19 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Can I kill you yet? ~ Pointy.png 07:30, 19 Aym 2011
Me? —rms talk 02:38, 23 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Actually, I meant... *examines rms* Actually, you'd do quite nicely, yourself... yes, yes. A fine specimen. ~ Pointy.png 07:08, 23 Aym 2011
How exciting! —rms talk 15:00, 23 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Isn't it just? ~ Pointy.png 19:26, 23 Aym 2011
No! Rather, it is unjust, and understandably so; one cannot fit the just in one sock, and the use of two requires 5 mg of injustice. —rms talk 23:11, 23 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Idea No. 1415081752.3333 (repeating, of course)[edit]

Me. You. Collaboration.

It is a battle/war story where I write from one side's perspective and you write from the other side's.

It will be awesome.

Say yes or no.

--T3 01:11, 15 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

I am currently reading an anti-war novel, so: let's do it.
Of course, this probably will not turn out so hot, but I do like the idea, and I encourage you to come up with names for it, but let me ultimately decide. Or we could make it democratic. Or something. That always seems to work. —rms talk 04:15, 15 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Okay, then. Let's go with a small scale war between two halves of a community (e.g. a gated community). My name idea is... Delightfulton. So the two sides would be East and West Delightfulton. Do you concur? --T3 04:26, 15 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Small scale? O.o The first thing that came to my head was a sort of combination of Napoleonic Era warfare as well as the trench warfare of World War 1. —rms talk 04:45, 15 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
That's fine. Then it's your responsibility with the location of the war then because I have no clue. --T3 05:00, 15 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Napoleon? World War 1? Do you know nothing of these wars? The obvious conclusion is Columbia France. Or Columbia, if you want. Or anywhere besides France. France gross, on second thought, let's not do France. (Go FREEDOM FRIES!) —rms talk 05:22, 15 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
How about Bhutan? The most obscure country in the world. Also, a war there would be extremely ironic because they are the only country that measures GNH, Gross National Happiness. I vote Bhutan. --T3 05:37, 15 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
A bit small. Is obscure really what we're going for? Perhaps a less popular, but still "powerful" country (I thought France again, /shoots self). Um, Germany? I'm leaning towards Europe. —rms talk 05:51, 15 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
I wanted it to be an obscure country so 1. We don't offend anyone and 2. We can make up things about the country. Number two is extremely crucial. That's why I don't want to go with a popular country. Any obscure country should work, though. --T3 05:54, 15 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Belarus? That works for both of our requests. It's in Europe and it's obscure enough to have things made up about it. --T3 05:57, 15 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Ukraine, I'd say. A bit more mainstream because of Chernobyl, but other than that, no one knows anything else about it. Plenty of room to barmey up stuff, but people know the name. —rms talk 06:09, 15 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
That works for me. Also, I was thinking of changing the name of the country in the war. For example, we say that Ukraine was taken over by a crazed dictator in 2021 who changed the name to Countryland (just an example, haha). This separates the actual country and the country in the story so people don't associate things they know about Ukraine with our story. You know what I mean? --T3 06:18, 15 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
I do, but in the case of Ukraine, I think the put was to have people know it, so it's not plain ridiculous, such as "Countryland". If we really didn't want people to have any associations, we could use some obscure country no one knows anything about, and it wouldn't be a problem. But I think it would be good to have people make associations, so you could incorporate those into the story, i.e. dumb Poles, radioactive Ukrainians, etc. —rms talk 06:25, 15 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
I was going with the idea of a more ridiculous war (sorry I didn't make you aware) so I think realistic stereotypes are unwanted. As far as the country is concerned, it would be great to use Kyrgyzstan so people can't spell it... Forget that. Anyway. I don't know. I have no intentions of making the war anything mildly serious because I've been known to lose comedy when my stories are realistic (or unrealistic for that matter). So, yeah. Response? --T3 06:31, 15 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
I was thinking more along the lines of a realistic war, with a ridiculous battle. i.e. a world war 1 battle that's rather nonsensical. Not that I want to do that, but it's the general idea. —rms talk 06:46, 15 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
I don't understand your repeated bringing up of World War I. It was just trench warfare, that's pretty boring on it's own. Anyway, whatever. I wasn't just thinking of one battle, though. I was thinking of a back-and-forth correspondence from people on opposite sides. --T3 06:54, 15 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Like I said, it's not that I want to do world war 1, it was just something that came into my mind originally and has since stuck. Anyway. I wanted a battle that involved general riding on a horse, carrying large portraits of his grandchildren everywhere, and I dreamed up a Napoleon looking fellow trying to navigate the muddy trenches of France on a white horse. So blame that for my mentioning of world war 1 often. —rms talk 07:05, 15 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Okay, I'm done with this conversation for now, bye. --T3 07:12, 15 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
/waits —rms talk 17:18, 15 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Conglaturations! You're winner![edit]

You've won the following template:

Feel free to put this anywhere you want on your userpage. ~[thehappyspaceman] Dan the HedgehogThe Happy infodiscussioncontributionsenter the contest NOW!!!WTF?! Klingon IllogicopediaCaptain AnonymousTHE GRAFFITI WALL (beta version)IllogiNews: Snakes on a PlaneAn Article That Redirects To ItselfUnMDThe most important tutorial ever. 18:56, 23 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Wat —rms talk 19:01, 23 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
It's rather self-explanatory, really. You mentioned me behind my back in Forum:What is undestructable?, so this is pretty much what you deserve. (Not like it's anything bad.) Anyway, you and Another n00b are, so far, the only winners. Scratch that, I didn't know you meant Hindleyak. O_O ~[thehappyspaceman] Dan the HedgehogThe Happy infodiscussioncontributionsenter the contest NOW!!!WTF?! Klingon IllogicopediaCaptain AnonymousTHE GRAFFITI WALL (beta version)IllogiNews: Snakes on a PlaneAn Article That Redirects To ItselfUnMDThe most important tutorial ever. 19:15, 23 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Not to say my mention of you was even a bad thing, eh? —rms talk 19:16, 23 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
I updated it! New reason: he ate all my watermelon and intentionally voted the opposite of whatever I voted on VFH. And don't worry, T3 has it too. ~[thehappyspaceman] Dan the HedgehogThe Happy infodiscussioncontributionsenter the contest NOW!!!WTF?! Klingon IllogicopediaCaptain AnonymousTHE GRAFFITI WALL (beta version)IllogiNews: Snakes on a PlaneAn Article That Redirects To ItselfUnMDThe most important tutorial ever. 23:48, Yoon 23 2011
What happened to this talkpage? It's all flickery. ~ Pointy.png 08:30, 24 Yoon 2011
I think a bronco kicked it. Oh well. —rms talk 21:09, 24 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
All flickery, you say? Not for future posts. ~[thehappyspaceman] Dan the HedgehogThe Happy infodiscussioncontributionsWTFacronyms?! tlhPoodleC.A.T.G.W.CheesesSnakesRedirectUnMDHT:G.Y.F.T.G.T.F.A.F.Y. 23:11, 25 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
For all posts. All of them! Beware, for they may raise an army, if given a chance, and kill us all! ~ Pointy.png 00:22, 26 Yoon 2011

Could you please help me?[edit]

I'm just saying, but I'd like you ( By you, I mean anyone who has admin privileges ) to modify the block instated on Tuesday, 28th June 2011 from 3 days to 3 hours ( preferably to none at all ). Could you do so Please?, I understand what I have been blocked for, I will not continue to cause damage or disruption, and I will make useful contributions instead. Please give me a second chance. If you don't ressurect me from this current block, then I will permanently leave this wiki. I'm pleading with you, you've got me on my knees.

Please allow me to apologize for what I did on the encyclopedia dramatica article. My behavior was extremely inappropriate, immature, and lacked the respect Benedict Blade deserved. It was a disruption and distracted others from getting on with editing. It was embarrassing, but I learned that nobody appreciated my poor behavior. In the future, I have every intention of curbing my thoughtless actions and learn to adjust my behavior befitting the environment and situation. Again, I am deeply sorry for my actions and I hope that we can put this matter behind us. I look forward to editing on this wiki again. If you have any thoughts in this, please feel free to share.

Another n00b.

It sound sincere, and I'm inclined to go with it. However you have been blocked before for this and your behavior was still violent. Because you said you will leave this wiki forever, I will unblock you, but if it happens again, you will get a much longer ban, and there will be no modifying of it. If you leave forever as a result, that's your fault, not mine.
So for now I will unblock you. Your apology is accepted by me and I recommend you apologize to Ben and come to some sort of agreement with him, or just let him have his way/let him have your way. It shouldn't be that difficult, really. Cheers and good editing, —rms talk 17:07, 29 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Apology? I ain't that kinda guy, maaaayn. Just roll on and forget it all, keep going, the past is gone, and it ain't coming back, gdvdjycgcdbfrrrr--Ben Blade 17:26, 29 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Thank you so much for allowing me back onto your prestigious establishment. I really don't know how to summarize how happy you have made AN feel. I'm sorry if I sound really formal and overly-grateful, but seriously you just made my day. I know that 3 days may not seem much to you, but I don't get out much so I'm starved of something to do. I know I'm a big ED fan, but I don't need to start a huge flamewar, so thank you for helping me realise my error! Sorry if there are any spelling mistakes, but I don't have a spellchecker and I'm kind of dyslexic. But I will re-pay this to you in some way, I know it. But anyway, thank you!! - Another n00b 18:44, 29 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
You don't have a spell check? What do you use, Internet Explorer? Pffft. If you're going to edit at ?pedia, you at least need to have the decency to use a decent browser. —rms talk 20:29, 29 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Erm.... I use the most recent version of Mozzila Firefox. Is that a problem? - Another n00b 21:24, 29 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
No, Firefox has spell check. Perhaps just mess with the setting until you find it, it's a real asset to a writer. Firefox 4, eh? I use Chrome. —rms talk 21:36, 29 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
I USED to use Google chrome, but I moved to Firefox for various reasons. I'm thinking of moving back to Chrome, but I quite like firefox. - Another n00b 10:48, 30 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

In case you feel like kickstarting a last-minute election campaign[edit]

...I nommed you for IOTM. You have less than twelve hours. Don't let me down, Agent RMS ;) -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:09, 30 Yoon 2011 (UTC)


Featured Illogicopedian


This user is a winner of the Illogicopedian of the Month award.

(See other winners)

You just completely stole the IOTM. Good job. 12 hours before it ends, CamelToe is up 5 on no one. Like four hours before it ends, he's down by 2 to you. It's the third most memorable IOTM in my mind (1. Me vs. No one, 2. Apathy vs. Ginonater, 3. You vs. CamelToe). There you go. Bye. --T3 04:16, 1 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, T3, you're a real pal. I'm such a stud, too. —rms talk 04:44, 1 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)
Actually, I'm not a pal. I'm a palindrome. --T33T-- .emordnilap a m'I .lap a not m'I ,yllautcA
DUDE NO WAY. —rms talk 05:47, 1 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Buckets, wish I'd been there to see that one. o_O Good job. Also, your talkpage is still fidgety. ~ Pointy.png 09:56, 1 Jumbly 2011

Good show, Agent RMS, I knew you wouldn't let me down. Take the weekend off, but bring me some sticky rock back from Gibraltar. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:17, 1 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

If by "this weekend" you mean "the next two weeks", that sounds good. I'm leaving town for a two week backpacking excursion in New Mexico, so. Glad I got this award before my edits drop off a cliff, whey. —rms talk 17:38, 1 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Congrats, and here's a beer. T3 is only a palindrome when expressed in 6 dimensions. You, however, rule... at least this month. Do you still have any of that Kush, btw? Cheers! Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 15:29, 1 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

It's a fix!--Ben Blade 16:24, 1 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)


Thanks for voting for me as ?pedian of the month August... cheers! Gruntled AKA Reverend Zim_ulator AKA Grunteloons - Exchange ideas 22:59, 2 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

You're not welcome! The only reason why I did it is because an elephant removed itself from the cracks of my closet and grunted. I assumed that its grunt had to do with "gruntled". —rms talk 00:04, 3 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
Well, I guess we can't have nice things in this house! Gruntled AKA Reverend Zim_ulator AKA Grunteloons - Exchange ideas 15:15, 3 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Heads Up[edit]

Your version of Memory was languishing as a stub, so I appended my own version to the end of it. I hope you don't hate it. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia TinyQuill.gif 03:56, 11 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

/general applause, suspicious looks and fake smiles
I'm going to act like I like it to be polite, despite the fact that I secretly hate it.

Just kidding!
MAYBErms talk 05:31, 11 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
Fiddle with it as you'd like. It's now a collaboration. :) ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia TinyQuill.gif 10:00, 11 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
Collaboration!?!? I haven't seen one of this since.... since.... two weeks ago? —rms talk 15:29, 11 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Your talkpage[edit]

Still twitches when I mouse over the content. ~ Pointy.png 16:34, 14 Ergust 2011

It no longer does that for me. It stopped a while back. I'm too lazy to archive, as well, so you best hope it suddenly stops as it did with me, or man up and last out like a nice little trooper. —rms talk 16:57, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
Some browsers end spans on linebreaks. Others don't. But nevermind; I fixed it anyway. *grumps* ~ Pointy.png 22:38, 17 Ergust 2011
Grumpy grumper. Just join the cool kid club, and you won't be so grumpy. We're all cool and hip and stuff like that. A real hoot. —rms talk 23:08, 17 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
But I am grumpy! It's one of my best features, or so people keep telling me. You, though, you don't sound terribly enthused. Should I be suspicious? ~ Pointy.png 18:18, 18 Ergust 2011


Speaks for itself. ~[thehappyspaceman] 09:06, 08/17/2011

Revenge of the burnt toast, Bleak Peak Speak Warrms talk 23:58, 17 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
The first one sounds coolest. What are your plans, master? ~[thehappyspaceman] 04:07, 08/18/2011
I have none. Well, fate is my plan. It will write the article itself. —rms talk 05:16, 18 Ergust 2011 (UTC)


This. ~ Pointy.png 18:17, 18 Ergust 2011

Well this is awkward...[edit]

I apparently vandalized your userpages today. Anyway, it appears my brother hijacked my account because I'm too lazy to have multiple passwords. Made some sockpuppets and went on a giant vandal spree. Please believe me. I love this place. Grrrr this is awkward. Anyway he's banned from the site through parental filters or something...

Carry on ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:43, 23 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

I smell..... INFINIBAN —rms talk 06:12, 24 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

I'd be lying[edit]

if I said I were back for good. Not because I have any intention of leaving again, just because I know I will. The thing is; I don't check Illogicopedia for a few days and then I'm reluctant to check because I feel as though I have missed something. That makes no sense, right? Good, I thought so. Anyway, Mr. SoonMeReadmesoonRimsmeSam, I hope I am back for at least a week or two, then another hiatus, but that's being Optimistic. Side note, I've decided to begin capitalizing and italicizing song titles when I use them in sentences, regardless if the song itself isn't mentioned. --T3 05:37, 10 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

Why hello, back again, etc. etc. I've been dedicating myself to the wiki a bit more religiously lately, applying once every two hours. (Sticky Liquid form of ?pedia has been sold in stores for a few months now, you should check it out.) But yeah, stick around. We need more people from the good ol' days around here. Honestly, I don't really think anyone who's been active recently was active here three years ago. Maybe Athyria, but I don't remember when she started.
So yeah, stick around if you can, and just arse yourself to check the forum every once in a while. Because stuff happens there. Maybe sort of.rms talk 00:43, 11 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
I've only been here a year, love. But both of you are awesome and should totally loiter more. Loitering is what we do here, right? *loiters loudly* ~ Pointy.png 01:41, 11 Octodest 2011
I tend to solicit more often than not, but hey, ?pedia accepts that too, unlike most storefronts. —rms talk 01:43, 11 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
I've been here longer than Athyria...--Colonel Sanders 01:46, 11 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
I thought about you specifically, and said "Hey, he's been around for a bit probably, but I'm too lazy to mention him". I actually said that out loud, and my deceptive aunt who's been living here started battering me with questions about what she assumed was my new boyfriend. —rms talk 01:48, 11 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
Wow... I've been here a year and almost 3 months, producing over 180 shameless pieces of political nonsense. FYI I was originally ColbertNation for the first month or so.--Colonel Sanders 01:52, 11 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
Something like that, yeah. Political hefty hefty hefty. —rms talk 01:59, 11 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
What can I say? There's no political blog out there that will take my insane offerings. Even Conservapedia wouldn't.--Colonel Sanders 02:05, 11 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
I suggest you swerve toward the jellyfish-cloning scandal. —rms talk 03:31, 11 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
Eh, it didn't go that badly, did it? I mean, sure, they got out, but... er... wait, were you referring to that, or a different incident? ~ Pointy.png 04:30, 11 Octodest 2011
No, the other, the other. Rest assured, I would never get into detail about that one.... oh my. That one. *shudder* —rms talk 04:51, 11 Octodest 2011 (UTC)


Your problems will be covered. By giving me £500 and buggering off. OK? Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 12:29, 11 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

I'll give you a questionable jellyfish. ~ Pointy.png 16:21, 11 Octodest 2011
How'd you manage to obtain one of those? They're illegal for purchase pretty much everywhere nowadays. —rms talk 19:14, 11 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
I gave her FREE thingy-ma-bob insurance. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:28, 11 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

For the record, RMS, I was here longer than you, assuming we're not counting your one-article-stint in June '09 (which we aren't)... but who's arguing? (I am). I'm probably going to stick around, though, since I've learned how to better manage my AP World History homework (GAH!) and have more than an hour of free time every night. Don't worry, though, I'll get around to finishing So Pun It's Criminal... eventually. --T3 01:39, 14 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

I have APUSH this year, it's miserable. It's a class where I can't actually get away with doing the minimal amount of work. Suicide tiem. —rms talk 00:32, 15 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
In my school, the AP World teacher is ten times more demanding than the APUSH/APEURO teacher. His philosophy is to make your sophomore year your hardest year in history so you won't worry about your junior/senior history classes as much. --T3 08:01, 15 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
Oh my, it's much the opposite at my school. Sophomore year was a breeze and junior year is packing really hard on my dirt. I mean my homework load. —rms talk 16:25, 15 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
Ahhhhhh, I took all the final exams for history/social studies in high school before freshman year (and aced them all, mind you) and didn't have to take a single social studies class. Now I'm taking political science at University; see what that does to your spare time.--Colonel Sanders 18:11, 15 Octodest 2011 (UTC)


Our web filtering system at our school pwns your talk page. It only likes it when editing (otherwise I wouldn't be doing anything at this moment). Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 12:30, 12 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

I feel as though this is a good thing. —rms talk 03:44, 13 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

Oh Haiii[edit]

Hi hi, so like, I decided that as it says in the American constitution, somewhere near the back I think, "We hold these truthes to be self evident, that one man can only take so many drugs and drink so much alcohol before he has to get bored and rejoin a nonsense-based literary website he forgot about for a year or two." And as the massive patriot that I am, that's exactly what I'm going to do. SO yeah, I'm back, wahey etc. What's been gwarnin here anyways? Testostereich(ballsack) 20:53, 16 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

Oh Duncan. You silly boy. I'm glad to see drugs and alcohol have been consumed on your end, so that makes it so on both ends (I've been drinking underage quite profusely as of late). That being said, nothing's been going on around here except for the return of Todd Lyons and his efforts toward reestablishing the Illogicopedia Times in a relatively organized, periodic fashion. But he's been off the charts the past week or two and that kind of fizzled out. Erm, I think someone changed the featured article last month or something. And there was a pickle competition somewhere in there (Which Ben did not win). Generally, you've been missed, I think, especially in the Cake is a lie. We need someone to kick that in gear again. —rms talk 00:04, 17 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
The Cake is a lie is too old. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 06:34, 17 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
Underage drinking doesn't count when you live in a country with stupid alcohol laws :P I'll have a punt at the Cake is a Lie thing, probably tomorrow, because I'm all cold and siich right now. Lack of sleepy times Testostereich(ballsack) 01:27, 18 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
It's not my fault I was born in America! Or was it? Who knows. Regardless, I'm proud to be burning as much gas and eating as much food as possible. —rms talk 02:33, 18 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

Ey, oh, ey![edit]

What's up? I am back (for now). Anyway, I wrote this and quite frankly, I feel it's chaos is remarkable. I would appreciate your opinion on it. Seacrest T3, out. --T3 22:10, 11 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)

Its. ~ Pointy.png 22:22, 11 Novelniver 2011
God dammit. --T3 02:28, 12 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
I have been relatively not here, but sort of over there instead. —rms talk 03:26, 14 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)

Hold your horses! It's the Illogicopedian Times![edit]

11th Edition
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Rebelling from Wikia in the worst kind of way.
Tuesday, Ditzember 27, 2011
The Illogicopedian Times is, in mathematical terms, the square root of the hippopotumus when divided by pi and raised to the power of your mom. This will have mathematicians baffled for the rest of the year, which, coincidentally, isn't very long.
Happy New Years
Happy New Years

As we end 2011, let's look back on the dumb things that happened during the old year:

Needless to say, however, after 01/01/2012, the "new year" will quickly become the old year, and then we'll be waiting for 12/31/2012. It's just a neverending cycle... or is it?

I'm sexy and I know it.
By Sexy

And you're ugly.

Let's make average babies.

Oh damn.
Oh damn.

We are facing the IllogiPocalypse.

This is an apocalypse of Illogicopedia.

You see, our wiki is slowly but surely slowing down to obscurity. And the only editors who are still visiting it are Dan the Hedgehog and I.

Our forum isn't visited enough, neither is VFH, VFI, AotM or even IotM.

And look at this: Dan and I are the only ones who even bothered to write an IllogiTimes since October of this year.

And this will slowly degrade until we are barely noticed at all, even behind

And then, on December 21, 2012, our website will disappear from all history.


Please, we must save our website.

Cool story bro.

Please, everybody completely disregard what my friend Kirby up there said. He's just one pile of **** after another. Thank you.

~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine My Farticles. Qaplá'! Are you bigger than cheeses? Writer of the Month October 2011 22:59, 12/27/2011


Wanna join in Big Brrother for the final week? It needs a bit of a kick up the ass, and you're a good candidate to do this. That's a compliment by the way.--Ben Blade 20:58, 21 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)

He means we all suck. He's right, too. ~ Pointy.png 05:25, 23 Jeremy 2012

Because you would do this to me[edit]

I have come to brag that I'm going to a Radiohead concert in Tampa on the 29th. I win. --T3 02:58, 31 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)

I could lie and say I'm going to see them at Coachella this year, but I'm going to spare the characters required to do so. In other news, I got some Radiohead shirts for Christmas. That's my best rebuttal. —rms talk 01:21, 1 Farbleum 2012 (UTC)
Thank you for not lying. I appreciate it. --T3 00:34, 3 Farbleum 2012 (UTC)
Radiohead and the Black Keys are the only really appealing factors of Coachella for me this year, so I'm not that disappointed about not being able to go. Still, jealous of you. Also, the Patriots lost. —rms talk 04:00, 6 Farbleum 2012 (UTC)
Don't worry. Tom Brady will still have his somehow-ugly-supermodel wife and Uggs for Men. --T3 23:14, 6 Farbleum 2012 (UTC)
This is completely unrelated, but I was wondering which games of the video you may play somewhat regularly. And by regularly I mean as often as you slap yourself with trout. —rms talk 00:21, 7 Farbleum 2012 (UTC)
As much as I hate to say it because apparently the "intelligent" parts of the Internet have a vendetta against it, I play a lot of Call of Duty. I'm very social when I play videogames so since my friends play a lot of Call of Duty, I do as well. I've also been playing Minecraft since August 2010 (HIPSTER!) and I enjoy the skate. series, Dead Island, Left 4 Dead/2, and Skyrim. --T3 02:23, 8 Farbleum 2012 (UTC)
I inquired because I've become a frequent player of Team Fortress 2. —rms talk 03:01, 27 Farbleum 2012 (UTC)

Boom, boom, shake shake the room.[edit]

'Sup homeboy. As you have the superpower of being able to edit protected pages, could you do us peasants a favour (British spelling, complete with bad teeth) and change MediaWiki:Sitenotice to something mentioning the two threads me and Frosty have posted on the forum? That'd be swell. --Ben Blade 12:39, 17 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Sure thing, badda-bing. —rms talk 03:02, 21 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
What you've done is great, I will now lactate.--Ben Blade 17:11, 21 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

If you get this before I leave again[edit]

We have to do a collaboration for old times' sake. It has to happen. I know I'll probably leave this place once again in the near future, but if you, by any chance, get this message before I do, we have to collaborate. I don't know on what or how, but we have to. It will be like when Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr get back together to play something (I'm of course Ringo, since you're much better than I am). So, whaddaya say? --T3 08:15, 13 Yoon 2013 (UTC)

Needs a pic?[edit]

Having gotten an almost uncountable 5 votes to feature, I feel obliged to stick this thing on the front page. I will probably stick a pic on the front page, and I was thinking, being an Uncyc alumnus, that mayhap this article ought to have a pic itself. If you agree, please stick one in there or ask me to do it on my talk page. If not, I will probably leave it alone, for the most part. I must say, this thing made me giggle. Cheers! LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 17:42, 26 Octodest 2013 (UTC)

You're back![edit]

GAH! I could kiss you on your beautiful mouth, Mr. RimsMeSoon. Or not. That's gay, and I think we're both heterosexual individuals. Erm...

Right! How are you? What have you been up to? What are your hopes, dreams, desires? Never mind that, you're back! I've been back, too. Meticulously managing pages no one cares about, keeping track of things no one reads, and writing/rewriting/expanding SO MANY FUCKING ARTICLES that my fingers are bleeding. So, um... I missed you. --T3 20:26, 29 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)

Ey brah. Eyyyooo whaddup wichu brah.
But essentially the answer to everything is college. I have little time to come here anymore unless I'm bored at work. I had completely forgotten about this site almost until I was sitting at work alone writing the word "nonsense" all over a paper and remembered the most nonsensical shit I could ever recall. The Illodge.
Needless to say I share my secret stash of Illogicopedia masterpieces with a very select few people in college. Actually no one. Because I forgot about it. But regardless I have shared my stash with very few people in general anyway. Perhaps if someone earns my trust I can reveal the truth. I have also forgotten how to be irrationally entertaining with the my humor at this point so idk if I can manage writing all that much right now. Been writing too many essays and lab reports.
Fuck man it's been a while. And I'm not an admin anymore. The fuck is up with that. —rms talk 19:43, 31 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)
I know what you mean about being illogical, although I always thought I was a little too logical in the first place. I'm gonna be starting college in late-August/early-September, so that will likely dwindle down my time yet again. However, I'm going to school for Dramatic Writing (screeplays and what-have-you) with a focus in comedy television writing, so no lab reports for me! *jumps into the air excitedly. falls back down when he remembers he'll be poor* What was I saying? --T3 21:15, 31 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)
Your adminship was there, just slightly misplaced, like an ugly coat left at a party. This happens because of carlb; simply put accounts need to be recreated and ids manually set back to what they were, or editcount, rights, etc aren't actually tied to you. They're there, just misplaced. I think I've found yours, though. Let me know if it's not working.
Also, like, sorry about that. Seriously. -— Athyria User talk:AthyriaUser talk:AthyriaUser talk:Athyria 06:45, 21 Ergust 2014 (UTC)

What could've been a gathering of Radiohead fans has now become the sanctuary of just one.[edit]

Yes, I've been doing some nosy investigation through the cheese vaults and have found out that you like the band listed above, which is great! A lot more users were avid listeners of that band (I refer to them that way because I'm tired of dealing with autocorrection that turns it into "Radioed") than I thought there could've possibly been, so at least your weren't and I'm not alone.

Yeah, I know, you're in college. Too bad, since I am as old as you were in 2010. See you in the next world war, jackknife juggernaut. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 03:58, 24 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)