Talk:Schroedinger

I can prove Schroedinger invented vice grips as an excuse to drop them so that he could stoop to pick them up, and in the process, expose his ass crack for all the world to gaze upon, and weep. This micro-apocalypse was prevented and covered up by MI6 and Jimmy Swaggert to keep the Portuguese from operating a cyclotron during Ramadan. (kaizum me) 06:26, 12 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)