Talk:The Mel Gibson Conspiracy

lets.... destroy him with dark matter? That could be anything. If you put a nickle in a dark room, its dark matter! If you put a chocolate bar in a dark room, its dark matter! AND if you put a BAZOOKA in a dark room, it is dark matter,too!!--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 21:16, 14 Aym 2008 (UTC)

And, if you put dark chocolate in the light you can clearly see its dark matter!!!--OLEELRA 21:20, 29 Aym 2008 (UTC)

Dark matter wouldn't work. What we need is some antimatter. I know! We shall invent a special cleaning product that gets rid of unwanted doormats! We'll call it AntiMatEr, use the Bad Pun Machine on it, and presto! Antimatter in a spray bottle! Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 21:33, 29 Aym 2008 (UTC)