The Almighty Mackerel

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One of my loyal followers

I am da Almighty mackerel, the son of Rakshashasharajamajaja Not a sardine, or a cod or even a salmon. I am da one who put cheese on Earth, so obey me!

OBEY MEEEE!!!!. I am your king, your GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! WHO'S TOUCHING MEEEE? DON'T PUT ME ON DA GRILL!!!!!!!

I AM TOASTY AND CRISPY!! WAIT, SOME GUYS CUTTING ME INTO PIECES!!!!!! DA PLAAATE!!!!, DA PLATE IS SO COLD!!

I AM DEAD?[edit]

Yes I'm dead, ooh da pain is gone.

WAIT, I'M DEEEEEEAAAAAD!!!!! AAAAAAAAGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New thing[edit]

Also check out my new blog, Almighty bloggin'. It's great for humans who want to ask worthless questions about me.

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