The Almighty Mackerel

One of my loyal followers

I am da Almighty mackerel, the son of Rakshashasharajamajaja Not a sardine, or a cod or even a salmon. I am da one who put cheese on Earth, so obey me!

OBEY MEEEE!!!!. I am your king, your GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! WHO'S TOUCHING MEEEE? DON'T PUT ME ON DA GRILL!!!!!!!

I AM TOASTY AND CRISPY!! WAIT, SOME GUYS CUTTING ME INTO PIECES!!!!!! DA PLAAATE!!!!, DA PLATE IS SO COLD!!

I AM DEAD?

Yes I'm dead, ooh da pain is gone.

WAIT, I'M DEEEEEEAAAAAD!!!!! AAAAAAAAGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New thing

Also check out my new blog, Almighty bloggin'. It's great for humans who want to ask worthless questions about me.

See also

• Almighty Eszett