The Anti-Meme

This page is the Anti-Meme. It is guaranteed to not spread like wildfire across the Internet. And why, do you ask, is this fact so? I have several reasons, and they are very good ones too. Because:

1. It does not involve cats or other cute animals in any way, especially not ridiculously long ones that can stretch all the way from Ohio to China or however far you please at any given moment.
2. It does not involve thumping repetitive techno music that starts your headache with the first neighborhood shaking beat.
3. It does not involve pixel art in any meaningful way.
4. It is not a compilation video of adorable babies experiencing the sour taste of citrus fruits for the first time in their relatively short lives and therefore making unbearably cute squished up surprised faces at the interesting new flavor.
5. I'm not planning on telling anyone in particular about it.

And this proves that I am right about the things I say. You should listen to me more!

See also

• Feature-Bait