Catchphrases[edit | edit source]
Powers[edit | edit source]
- The almighty power of Ping
- The nearly almighty power of Jong
- The completely terrifying power of Pang-Kwong-Ling-Ching-Zhong
- The more completely terrifyingly all-powerful er...power of Allpahwah-Foo-Pahwah
- The ability to summon a giant chicken noodle monster
Mission[edit | edit source]
Stage one[edit | edit source]
First, invade local restaurant. Ask for chicken noodle soup with garlic. Eat hearty lunch.
Stage two[edit | edit source]
Hold Oliver Twist for ransom until someone gives me 20 million bowls of chicken noodle soup!
Stage three[edit | edit source]
Transform all my chicken noodle soup into a giant monster and take over the world. Muahahahahahahhahahahahaha-ha.
Stage four[edit | edit source]
Not to mention, my super-secret other stage...hehehe[edit | edit source]
Mission Number Two[edit | edit source]
Level o... I mean stage one[edit | edit source]
Activate super-cool powers of pang-kwong-ling-zho... whatever.
Stage Two[edit | edit source]
Destroy noodle stand.
Stage Tree[edit | edit source]
Stage Four[edit | edit source]
Stage Five, The Stage In Which Things Are Explained In A More Complex Way, Or In Other Words, More Than Three Or Less Words.[edit | edit source]
Gain powers by eating noodles, such as super-strength, speed and any other power that is preceded by "super".
Stage Six[edit | edit source]
Destroy other noodle stand.
Origin[edit | edit source]
What origin?, he was built by a Chinese madman with spare parts from his Mercedes. The end. Oh, you mean orange gin? Sorry, i don't buy orange gin. My grandpa says it tastes funny. or maybe that's cause he has no taste buds. Well, meh to you.
Diet[edit | edit source]
- Orange gin
- Noodle soup
Okay...orange gin? Who added that? I told you i hate orange gin and i don't buy it. Why? Because it's single and available.