- 1 Catchphrases
- 2 Powers
- 3 Mission
- 4 Mission Number Two
- 5 Origin
- 6 Diet
- The almighty power of Ping
- The nearly almighty power of Jong
- The completely terrifying power of Pang-Kwong-Ling-Ching-Zhong
- The more completely terrifyingly all-powerful er...power of Allpahwah-Foo-Pahwah
- The ability to summon a giant chicken noodle monster
First, invade local restaurant. Ask for chicken noodle soup with garlic. Eat hearty lunch.
Hold Oliver Twist for ransom until someone gives me 20 million bowls of chicken noodle soup!
Transform all my chicken noodle soup into a giant monster and take over the world. Muahahahahahahhahahahahaha-ha.
Not to mention, my super-secret other stage...hehehe
Mission Number Two
Level o... I mean stage one
Activate super-cool powers of pang-kwong-ling-zho... whatever.
Destroy noodle stand.
Stage Five, The Stage In Which Things Are Explained In A More Complex Way, Or In Other Words, More Than Three Or Less Words.
Gain powers by eating noodles, such as super-strength, speed and any other power that is preceded by "super".
Destroy other noodle stand.
What origin?, he was built by a Chinese madman with spare parts from his Mercedes. The end. Oh, you mean orange gin? Sorry, i don't buy orange gin. My grandpa says it tastes funny. or maybe that's cause he has no taste buds. Well, meh to you.
- Orange gin
- Noodle soup
Okay...orange gin? Who added that? I told you i hate orange gin and i don't buy it. Why? Because it's single and available.