The Day I Discovered I Could Write Anything On Illogicopedia

I opened my computer that day. Perhaps I was looking for Uncyclopedia article ideas, or maybe I was trying to drown out the sound of my parents telling me they're getting a horse. Whatever I was trying to do, I stumbled upon a link, and out of curiosity and näïvëtÿ, I clicked on it.

"Welcome to Illogicopedia, the amusing, nonsensical encyclopedia that anyone can mess up."

I couldn't believe my eyes. In the corner was a banana instead of the familiar, reassuring potato. I scrolled to the bottom. Farbleum? What's a Farbleum? This place made no sense.

Until I looked a little closer. "Anyone can mess up." By George, it was a wiki!

But I was cautious. I didn't want to rush into things with a wiki I just met. I decided to check out the community, or if there even was one.

I was hit with all these unfamiliar names. Testostereich? SilentPenguin? Hindleyite-- that name in particular seemed familiar, but I was too dazed and confused to remember how. It seemed everything was out of place. Nothing made any sense. I guess I had no choice but to try and fit in here.

But what could I do? I scoured my now-empty brainmeats for some kind of idea, but all I could think of was Uncyclopedia inside jokes. And bananas, with that banana staring at me. Mocking me. Dare I say, taunting me.

"AID EPOC IGOLLI"
"AID EPOC IGOLLI"
"AID EPOC IGOLLI"
"AID EPOC IGOLLI"

I cautiously clicked on the red link in the search page.

And there it was.

The Day I Discovered I Could Write Anything On Illogicopedia.