The European Tangerine
The European Tangerine is... an European Tangerine. How do tangerines grow in Europe? Do you know?
I know![edit | edit source]
eT is supposedly a newspaper without any news. Thus, it should be good friends with Illogicopedia. Maybe we get married and have Tangeranas.
Proof that eT is run by aliens[edit | edit source]
It's in the name! ET! Extra Terrestrial! Where do you live, The Moon!?
Well, I forgive you. They're fat like your typical American.
WHY IS THERE A COUNTER?![edit | edit source]
It died. The aliens are now performing a ritual to bring it back from the dead. AAAAHHH! ZOMBIE!
Illogicopedian spies tell us that reviving the newspaper is a very difficult process. To this date, there have been four different attempted rituals, which all mysteriously fail just seconds before they are finished (except for this one). Illogicopedian spies will continue to watch in case the aliens are evil and try to kill all of us with a cat.
UPDATE: NO MORE COUNTER?[edit | edit source]
Now it is as black than a sheepcat's soul.
Watch the ritual[edit | edit source]