The Magical Land of Bunnies

The Magical Land of Bunnies is the only place where bunnies are addicted to crack and meth. It can only be found in your imagination, or so I've been told. There were once many bunnies at the magical land of bunnies, but now there are only like 3. They use to frolic in the flowers while happily throwing exploding Christmas decorations at each other, but since the population of the bunnies has decreased, all they do now is work in their meth labs, basically killing themselves to death. In order to save the population of the happy meth bunnies, they must be put in cages against their will and be forced to preform in childrens shows, such as the bunny rabbits on the Teletubbies. Yeah, those are the magical meth bunnies.

The new meth bunnies and the Theory of Evolution that I don't believe

Since the government has found the magical land of bunnies in our imaginations, they have been testing the bunnies for something. They have then mutated the bunnies, and forced them to work in laundary mats. (Who actually goes to a laundary mat, anyway?) Since the bunnies were bunnies, they were fed carrots. That is a stereotype because these bunnies didn't eat vegetables, they ate other small mammals and small ponies.

The other types of bunnies

Only about alot of bunnies escaped from the government and their evil plans for their laundary mat scandal. So, these bunnies took over the world and became people, like I. This is a rediculous theory that will never be taken seriously.

This is a sad bunny due to the mutation:

This bunny had a floor until the government took it:

After the government got settled in with the bunnies, the bunnies revolted: