The epic story of an un-named hamster

“Mmm… ham!”

~ Homer Simpson

There once was an unnamed hamster. Like, that was his name. An Unnamed Hamster the hamster. Yeah.

And an Unnamed Hamster had a gift... which he didn't know, until one day when something happened. I don't know what. Whatever it was, you can be damn sure it was illogical. And it involved coffee. Coffee that was cheesy in texture, and shaped like a frog.

As he went to the shop one day, he saw something. Something that made him realize that not only did birds fly, but the tree wanted to fly to him. So he allowed said tree to fly in his general direction. And the tree was pleased. An Unnamed Hamster felt good inside.