Theory

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Theory is the word most commonly misunderstood by religious types. "Oh", they say, "evolution is just a theory, so that means no one really thinks it's true". Yeah, well Newton's model of gravitation is just a theory you cunt, and Einstein's general relativity is just a theory, and I bet you like them apples, don't you, so why don't you just fly off into space now, before I flip out and smack your bitch up, you cunt fucking piss twat.