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Thick IS:

  • An unwanted source of calcium. Yes it can kill you in high doses. And you thought you were safe! MUHAHAHA!
  • The stray dog that fails to notice you have no chicken spread left
  • This article

Thick IS NOT:

  • Thin. Unless being compared to Thinner
  • Paris Hilton's leg. But arguments remain about her brain
  • The thickest bread you can get