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But maybe if we all splash in a little
Tango with our friends in the middle
Take this thang and make it beautiful
That's we gotta doooooooooooo

Penguins and bananamen, no one can find and send,
Anything in this pile of email, bitch at admins for
realz, come on, and do it now, because of my itsy
bitsy teeny weeny, er let's get off this subject,
because you know

But maybe if we all splash in a little
Tango with our friends in the middle
Take this thang and make it beautiful
That's we gotta doooooooooooo

Zippin' up your fly like that
you really look a gnat but maybe if we
improved your face you'd look like Steve Case

But maybe if we all splash in a little
Tango with our friends in the middle
Take this thang and make it beautiful
That's we gotta doooooooooooo

Tropical lollipops, shiny and rainbows
Let's not get into how I went out with some lame hoes
And just think about it

But maybe if we all splash in a little
Tango with our friends in the middle
Take this thang and make it beautiful
That's we gotta doooooooooooo

Dooooooooooooooooooooo.
Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.