To Be a Fatty or Not to Be a Fatty

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To be a Fatty or not to be a Fatty? 'Tis a tougher question than just anyone might imagine. Here are some pros and cons.

Pros - to be a Fatty[edit]

  1. You don't have to exercise.
  2. You can eat whatever you want.
  3. You can eat whenever you want.
  4. You can eat however much you want.
  5. You can eat as many sweets and as much fatty foods as you want. After all, they're among your favorite foods!
  6. You don't have to worry about putting on pounds at your desk job.
  7. You can eat pizza and fast food whenever you want. Supersize me!
  8. You can blame a slow metabolism and/or medications for your condition.
  9. Fatty's of the opposite sex may still be attracted to you.
  10. You can hang out with your local BBW/BBM club.

Cons - of being a Fatty[edit]

  1. Clothes that fit you are hard to find, and more expensive.
  2. Clothes that fit AND flatter you are even harder to find.
  3. If you're female, people might ask you if you're pregnant.
  4. Complete strangers tend to give dirty looks.
  5. Complete strangers might make snide remarks.
  6. You will probably never be a model or actor/actress.
  7. You will never be a dancer or gymnast.
  8. You tend to dislike seeing pictures of yourself at full-length.
  9. Movement takes more effort.
  10. Plane seats are uncomfortable unless you're in first class.