Top 100 Reasons PiddlerOfTrousers's PS2 plays Tony Hawk Underground all wonky
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Not in any order. "I, 1337yB1rd and PiddlerOfTrousers are bros and naturally he was all like "ERRRRRRH BRING TERNY HERK FER THER PLERSTERTERN TER" and I was all like "ERRGH ERKER ER WERLL BRERNG TERNY HERK ERNDERGRERND TER FER TEH PLERSTERTERN TER" And this all ultimately culminated into this list! Enjoy this you illogical SonsaBitches!"
- 1337yB1rd, 5 Octodest 2015
Not in any order. DISCLAIMER OVER
BEGIN LISTING OF REASONS NOW[edit | edit source]
- Because the PlayStation is a potato.
- Because PiddlerOfTrousers is a potato.
- Because there is not enough guacamole smeared on the monitor.
- Because PiddlerOfTrousers's skateboard smells like linguica.
- Because reasons for things piss me off because I don't understand predicate logic.
- Because PiddlerOfTrousers is itself all wonky.
- Because 1337yB1rd bought it from a shady looking iguana on Broadway.
- Because 1337yB1rd paid not three, not two, not one dollar, but FIFTY CENTS FOR THUG 2 GET REKT OVERPAYERS.
- Because Government Regulations.
- Because Radiohead.
- Because Its PS2 was very high at the time.
- Because This Passage Does Not Exist::/ TONY DANK & BAM MARGERA
- Because The Uncle who works for Nintendo didn't approve.
- Because GTA 5's PC Port was delayed by two years.
- Because Meme Master Shia LaBeouf seems to have misplaced his dank!
- Because Gaben was mad at us console peasants.
- Because We are impatient adolescents.
- Because It is a celestial sign saying that PiddlerOfTrousers needs to buy a PS4.
- Because We have never considered the fact that maybe we put the disk in the console upside down.
- Because There was that one thing... with the disk splitting in two... But doesn't duct tape fix everything?
- Because What if Illuminati was not kill?
- Because life is an illusion, and only badgers REALLY exist.
- Because that one segway guy. Y'know, in the Boston level.
- Because SPOOPY SPARY SPEELUHMUNZ
- Because Daft Punk was being 1337 HAXX0RZ
- Because Spookytubesock
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