# Touching

Let's say that two people want to **touch** each other ON THE HANDS!!1

We will model each person's right hand as a set of points. We will define two sets A and B as "touching" if they are non-overlapping, and there is a point in A with some points from B in its neighbourhood, or vice versa.

Since people's skin is pretty uniform, we can assume that the hands are both open sets or both closed sets. We consider both cases:

### Open sets[edit | edit source]

Suppose the sets A and B are touching open sets. We know from the definition of an open set that if you take a point in A and wiggle it, it's still in A. That is, every point in the neighbourhood of that point is also in A. The only way there could be points from B in the same neighbourhood is if some points in A were also in B, but that's not allowed because the sets would be overlapping. The same reasoning works with A exchanged for B. So open sets can't touch.

### Closed sets[edit | edit source]

Suppose the sets A and B are touching closed sets. The definition of a closed set says that the neighbourhood of a point *outside* B does *not* contain points from B. A point in A could have points from B in its neighbourhood and the sets would touch. But that point also has to be *outside* B. The same reasoning works with A exchanged for B. So closed sets can't touch.

### Conclusion[edit | edit source]

Therefore people can't touch. But whahey, what if we live in non-standard analysis? The points in our closed sets can't be right on top of one another, but maybe they can be epsilon apart? All we have to do is get our hands REALLY close. OK, start pushing. Harder!

#### in further conclusion…[edit | edit source]

…Anyway, Individuals I’d like to touch, consensually of course, is the likes of Blaze the Cat, Link from Legend of Zelda, Digby whose Isabella’s brother from Animal Crossing, Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy 7, genderbent/genderswapped version of Pocahontas from that Disney movie, Saturn’s super cold, orange moon of Titan, Diane Foxington, Tawna Bandicoot, Cynder the Dragon, perhaps Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, and maybe a quick poke to a Daspletosaurus dinosaur!