Dinosaur
“Aw, puppy!”
“They are NOT lizards! When will people learn?”
Dinosaurs are really big lizards that were killed off by a big stone a lon lon longlonglonglonglonglong... Gzzzt.... brain chip melting... melting.... melmelmelPYOOOOOOW!
What really happened[edit | edit source]
Jesus was like, hey, dinos are everywhere. So he biult a time machine to go to Noahś ark andd drown the dinos in an Oceans 11 style heist. Then he went back and relized there was 2 jesuses and he went to the future and became tom crusie
They were killed by a Fiat Uno driven by Prince Philip. Fact. At least according to The Daily Mail.
But...[edit | edit source]
They were brought back to life! To live again! At this time! Alive! Again! With alive, again, at-
Yeah, they were brought back to life by those Jurassic Park people. With extremely bad graphics.
Boy that movie sucked.
In conclusion...[edit | edit source]
Dinosaurs died out becuase you touch yourself at night. yeeeeup.