Animal Crossing

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Once upon a time, in a long ago village, there lived a villager. This villager just so happened to be the towns very own mayor. This little villager mayor went around picking up random things and shoved it into his pockets. One day, this little villager stumbled upon the Comic Book Fantasy World. The little villager explored and continued to pick up anything he found. He picked up Captain America's shield and Iron Mans suit. He tried to pick up Mjölnir, Thor's hammer, but couldn't because only thor can pick it up. He then continued to pick up Hawkeyes bow, Star Lords Helmet, Batman's batarang, green lanterns ring, Aquamans trident, and any other weapon he could find. He then became superior to all villains and heroes everywhere. This story goes to show that the villagers are always right.