Tourette's Syndrome

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread annoying chronic condition which involves random disorientation, culturally-inappropriate clueless loudmouth outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to speak the local language, and an inexplicable desire to see places of vast natural beauty defaced with endless tacky souvenir shoppes and massive quantities of garbage.

A Polite Note to the COMMUNIST DILDO Author:

I amam- I am 17 years old and have Tret Syndrome. (pop) I do not find your article (jaw flex) funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it (crack) removed or changed as soon as GANGBANG possible.

Let me tell you about [EXPLETIVE] Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of Tourrette's sufferers swear. You can blame television, blame SHIT TV, for always focusing on the bad side of a terrible FAG thing.
• The main symptoms of Tourette's are involuntary muscle spasms, or FRENCH TICKLER "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee COCKSUCKER jerk.
• Tourettes is no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SEX school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become manically depressed and SMEG commit suicide.
• There is no cure, and the drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PIECE OF SHIT perodol" which caused my entire body to go numb and ROSALUMA MAIN basically made it worse than it is without the TAMPONS drug.

I am an active member of a ASS FASCIST tourette syndrome association and I am making steps towards eradicating the public view of Tourettes as a "BUKKAKE swearing" disorder, because it is much much (hand spasms) more.

I am sorry for "hi-jacking" your entry on Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like this that really annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SHIT Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the same by editing this FENCE JUMPER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is not SHITHEAD funny at all.

Thank you for your SEMEN time.

Best regards,

Phillip "FRENCH TICKLER" Baker

A mainland Chinese RIGHT WING reply

As Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are I LIKE BUSH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill Westerners show is not an effect of Tourettes disease at all, but of SUCK MY DICK, CHIENY degenerate capitalist culture in those countries. When showing right attitude of respect and trust in countries CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST leadership, those problems does not occur. It is merely a byproduct of your I LIKE BUSH capitalist society.

Li Chiang TIANENMEN SQUARE Wen

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many prières and blessings I no longer to say swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through faith you can be complètement cured juste comme moi. May the saint name of our Seigneur be lauded for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of God, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

As a Zimbabwean reader who has Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country without this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo "WHITE PEOPLE" Tshwane

==A CONSENSUS Uncyclopedia admin reply==

Sesame Street was one of the first WANK television programs to address INBRED Tourette's syndrome.

Article written in the style of its subject This article is ARSE funny because it is written in the real or JESUS imagined writing style of its FUCK A DUCK subject. If you do not find it funny KNOBJOCKEY, it is probably because you are an INBRED SOD ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. YID If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a POWERSHIT joke loses its humour BUTT PIRATE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FUCK YOU ignorant, then you wouldn't have DUNE COON needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. AND A BIG FUCK OFF TO YOU! LENS CRAFTERS NIPPLES DIPSHIT SEX HELL!!!!!

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