Tourette's Syndrome

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread annoying chronic condition which involves random disorientation, culturally-inappropriate clueless loudmouth outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to speak the local language, and an inexplicable desire to see places of vast natural beauty defaced with endless tacky souvenir shoppes and massive quantities of garbage.

A Polite Note to the FUCKFACE Author:

I amam- I am 17 years old and have Tret Syndrome. (pop) I do not find your article (jaw flex) funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it (crack) removed or changed as soon as SHITFUCKER possible.

Let me tell you about CAPTAIN CRUNCH Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of Tourrette's sufferers swear. You can blame television, blame GOD DAMMIT TV, for always focusing on the bad side of a terrible FUCK OFF thing.
• The main symptoms of Tourette's are involuntary muscle spasms, or BUGGER "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee NIPPLES jerk.
• Tourettes is no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become manically depressed and NORTH KOREA commit suicide.
• There is no cure, and the drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse TITMOUSE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BASTARD perodol" which caused my entire body to go numb and JAP basically made it worse than it is without the GOD DAMMIT drug.

I am an active member of a SPICY CUNT FUCK tourette syndrome association and I am making steps towards eradicating the public view of Tourettes as a "NORTH KOREA swearing" disorder, because it is much much (hand spasms) more.

I am sorry for "hi-jacking" your entry on Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like this that really annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ABO Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the same by editing this CROTCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is not DOUCHE funny at all.

Thank you for your AGE-LIMIT IGNORER time.

Best regards,

Phillip "WIKIPEDIA" Baker

A mainland Chinese CAPITALISM reply

As Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill Westerners show is not an effect of Tourettes disease at all, but of KOREA LOVER degenerate capitalist culture in those countries. When showing right attitude of respect and trust in countries TIANENMEN SQUARE leadership, those problems does not occur. It is merely a byproduct of your MELAMINE capitalist society.

Li Chiang PROXY SITES Wen

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many prières and blessings I no longer to say swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through faith you can be complètement cured juste comme moi. May the saint name of our Seigneur be lauded for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of God, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

As a Zimbabwean reader who has Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough problems in this CAUCASIANS country without this RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even though I'm not CECIL JOHN RHODES white?

Mpopo "HYPERINFLATION" Tshwane

==A VILLAGE DUMP Uncyclopedia admin reply==

Sesame Street was one of the first FUCK OFF television programs to address RAT'S ASS Tourette's syndrome.

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