Tourette's Syndrome

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread annoying chronic condition which involves random disorientation, culturally-inappropriate clueless loudmouth outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to speak the local language, and an inexplicable desire to see places of vast natural beauty defaced with endless tacky souvenir shoppes and massive quantities of garbage.

A Polite Note to the JIZZ Author:

I amam- I am 17 years old and have Tret Syndrome. (pop) I do not find your article (jaw flex) funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it (crack) removed or changed as soon as BOOBS possible.

Let me tell you about DOUCHE NAZI Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of Tourrette's sufferers swear. You can blame television, blame GOBSHITE TV, for always focusing on the bad side of a terrible SMEG thing.
• The main symptoms of Tourette's are involuntary muscle spasms, or NECROPHILIA "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SEX jerk.
• Tourettes is no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become manically depressed and ORGASM commit suicide.
• There is no cure, and the drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse ASSHAT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FEWMETS perodol" which caused my entire body to go numb and SHITTY basically made it worse than it is without the KAFFIR drug.

I am an active member of a CHOAD tourette syndrome association and I am making steps towards eradicating the public view of Tourettes as a "DAMN swearing" disorder, because it is much much (hand spasms) more.

I am sorry for "hi-jacking" your entry on Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like this that really annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PISS Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the same by editing this PIGFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is not DAMN funny at all.

Thank you for your FUCKFACE time.

Best regards,

Phillip "Template:Expletive/quarantine" Baker

A mainland Chinese COMMUNISM IS STUPID reply

As Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill Westerners show is not an effect of Tourettes disease at all, but of PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those countries. When showing right attitude of respect and trust in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not occur. It is merely a byproduct of your FALUN GONG capitalist society.

Li Chiang DEMOCRACY Wen

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many prières and blessings I no longer to say swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through faith you can be complètement cured juste comme moi. May the saint name of our Seigneur be lauded for TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of God, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

As a Zimbabwean reader who has Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country without this CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo "WHITE PEOPLE" Tshwane

==A CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST Uncyclopedia admin reply==

Sesame Street was one of the first DONKEY DICK television programs to address WANKER Tourette's syndrome.

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