Tourette's Syndrome

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread annoying chronic condition which involves random disorientation, culturally-inappropriate clueless loudmouth outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to speak the local language, and an inexplicable desire to see places of vast natural beauty defaced with endless tacky souvenir shoppes and massive quantities of garbage.

A Polite Note to the REDSKIN Author:

I amam- I am 17 years old and have Tret Syndrome. (pop) I do not find your article (jaw flex) funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it (crack) removed or changed as soon as JAP possible.

Let me tell you about SUCK MY DICK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of Tourrette's sufferers swear. You can blame television, blame DELICIOUS CAKE TV, for always focusing on the bad side of a terrible FLYING FUCK thing.
• The main symptoms of Tourette's are involuntary muscle spasms, or JIGGABOO "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee JACK OFF jerk.
• Tourettes is no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at TURD school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become manically depressed and MOTHERFUCKER commit suicide.
• There is no cure, and the drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SHITTY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PISS OFF perodol" which caused my entire body to go numb and WIENER basically made it worse than it is without the FROG drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKER tourette syndrome association and I am making steps towards eradicating the public view of Tourettes as a "CROTCH swearing" disorder, because it is much much (hand spasms) more.

I am sorry for "hi-jacking" your entry on Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like this that really annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all RAT'S ASS Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the same by editing this DAMN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is not Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! funny at all.

Thank you for your BIRD SHIT time.

Best regards,

Phillip "CRAP ON A STICK" Baker

A mainland Chinese I LIKE BUSH reply

As Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill Westerners show is not an effect of Tourettes disease at all, but of NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS degenerate capitalist culture in those countries. When showing right attitude of respect and trust in countries VOTE leadership, those problems does not occur. It is merely a byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society.

Li Chiang MONGOLIANS Wen

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many prières and blessings I no longer to say swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through faith you can be complètement cured juste comme moi. May the saint name of our Seigneur be lauded for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SATANNED Bible? In name of God, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

As a Zimbabwean reader who has Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough problems in this SALISBURY country without this CONDOMS offensive stuff. I ask that you remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo "CONDOMS" Tshwane

==A OSCAR WILDE IS GAY Uncyclopedia admin reply==

Sesame Street was one of the first GOD DAMMIT television programs to address ARSE Tourette's syndrome.

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