Tourette's Syndrome

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread annoying chronic condition which involves random disorientation, culturally-inappropriate clueless loudmouth outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to speak the local language, and an inexplicable desire to see places of vast natural beauty defaced with endless tacky souvenir shoppes and massive quantities of garbage.

A Polite Note to the DONKEY DICK Author:

I amam- I am 17 years old and have Tret Syndrome. (pop) I do not find your article (jaw flex) funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it (crack) removed or changed as soon as BOOBS possible.

Let me tell you about ASSFACE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of Tourrette's sufferers swear. You can blame television, blame DONGSHOVER TV, for always focusing on the bad side of a terrible WANK thing.
• The main symptoms of Tourette's are involuntary muscle spasms, or TAMPON IN MY ASS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee TITS jerk.
• Tourettes is no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SHITFUCKER school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become manically depressed and Template:Expletive/quarantine commit suicide.
• There is no cure, and the drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse CHIGGER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNT perodol" which caused my entire body to go numb and BUTT-HOLE basically made it worse than it is without the VAGINA drug.

I am an active member of a DONKEY PUNCHER tourette syndrome association and I am making steps towards eradicating the public view of Tourettes as a "CHIGGER swearing" disorder, because it is much much (hand spasms) more.

I am sorry for "hi-jacking" your entry on Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like this that really annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all NIPPLES Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the same by editing this DONKEY DICK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is not HECK funny at all.

Thank you for your BITCH time.

Best regards,

Phillip "FUCK" Baker

A mainland Chinese TIBETAN BUDDHISM reply

As Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PRINCE PHILIP not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill Westerners show is not an effect of Tourettes disease at all, but of PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those countries. When showing right attitude of respect and trust in countries SUCK MY DICK, CHIENY leadership, those problems does not occur. It is merely a byproduct of your PRINCE PHILIP capitalist society.

Li Chiang PROXY SITES Wen

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many prières and blessings I no longer to say swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through faith you can be complètement cured juste comme moi. May the saint name of our Seigneur be lauded for BLESSED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of God, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

As a Zimbabwean reader who has Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country without this UNITED KINGDOM offensive stuff. I ask that you remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo "HUMAN RIGHTS" Tshwane

==A CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST Uncyclopedia admin reply==

Sesame Street was one of the first SHITTY television programs to address ASSRAMMER Tourette's syndrome.

Article written in the style of its subject This article is WETBACK funny because it is written in the real or JESUS imagined writing style of its ANAL subject. If you do not find it funny FLYING FUCK, it is probably because you are an INBRED INBRED ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. POTTY-MOUTH If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a NEGRO joke loses its humour I'LL RAPE YOU when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so 9-JUDGER ignorant, then you wouldn't have BONER needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. AND A BIG FUCK OFF TO YOU! BITCH ASS WANK BALLS DICK CHICKEN!!!!!

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