Triceratops

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Triceratops is a three horned dinosaur that likes CHEEZE. No, actually it only eats plants. How boring. Anyways, it has one mouth, one tail, three horns (haven't I already said that?), four legs, kazillions of scales n' bristles & lots of cheeze in its belly. No, just plants.

Because it has three horns, it is very horny, and because of that is has a MILLION BAZILLION BABIES, and THEY'RE TAKING OVER ZE WORLD!

Actually, they're just eating plants as usual. (I see a pattern here, do you?)

The TRi-therum[edit | edit source]

TRI TRI TRI!

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Jesus, enough 3's. Let's talk about something else.

Plants[edit | edit source]

NO! ENOUGH PLANTS!!!!! ENOUGH!!!

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