Three
Three is a number that can mean Pie, Six, or Twenty. Most people prefer it to mean one more than two, but we here at Illogicopedia believe it means Pie. Three is brought into existence as a Natural number.
Pie?[edit | edit source]
Yes, that's right: any time is pie time!
Properties[edit | edit source]
- Main article: Pie
PIE!
PIE!
Pie.
Pie is available in many flavors, including chocolate, Mc. gyver, cherry, orange, mint, meat, pie, fruit, horse manure, banana, apple, cookie, cheese, fish, pizza, robot, Office word 2007 and ham.
Everyone loves pie. But it can lead to obesity. This is why everyone is fat. Delicious pie. But the pie knows more than it lets on; watching, always watching with its mocking eyes. Watching as we gorge ourselves and become fat and stupid, waiting for the right moment to unleash its hidden armies of bees! No-one will know we have angered the pie until the bees are in charge! It's not even safe to talk abou- Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Mathmatical properties[edit | edit source]
Three is an answer to this equation:
42 - BANANA + Bleen * 64 / PieDance! = y
Some filler babble[edit | edit source]
Hey, lol here.
listen. I am sleepy.
but I love ?pedia so much.
eh...
we have a discord server.
you can talk without a delay.
just like a talking mobile apps.
y'know, like, facebook messanger and stuff.
and you can free voice chat.
the quality of voice chat? awesome.
like,
join. now.
U wot m8?[edit | edit source]
That's right!
discord is pie!
therefore...
Discord = Three!
waaw...
amazing.
What three is not[edit | edit source]
- Less than three
- Tree
- One plus two (that would be 12)
- Five (Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch)