Uber Logic

Uber Logic is one of two things:

1. A philosophical ideology in which optimism and roflism are combined with unintentionally hilarious outcomes, and
2. A piece of music software that's so superior to others that it won't work on anything. Literally, anything. It's too superior.

Uber Logic in philosophy

“If a tree fell in the forest and no one's around, does it make a sound? Which came first, the chicken or the egg? And just how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? Now, call me crazy, but I have a sneaking suspicion that the woodchuck had something to do with that tree falling in the forest. And the chicken probably came first, because he's better trained, what with all that crossing the road he does. But don't feel bad for the egg; he gets laid more. Which goes to show you the cosmic balance and harmony of the universe.”

~ on An uberlogicist

Uber Logic is a philosophy and sometime religion on its coffee breaks for personal entertainment. It was founded on the basis that there were too many people who believed in Logic, and that it was time to break the mould, be non-traditional and against the establishment.

It is believed to have been founded by Rage Against the Machine in the 1990's but claims otherwise have been made, especially by a man claiming to be Socrates reincarnated; who asserts that "Am I saying yes, that Socrates was the original believer in uberlogicism?"

The combination of optimism and roflism is in itself an oxymoron, but don't tell the followers that.

Uber Logic is currently big in France, taking the famous "Two Cows" parable as apparently told by the claimant founder Socrates.

“You have two cows.

You go on grève because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.

Life is good.”

~ France

Uber Logic in music

There is none.