Units of information

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A "Unit of information" is the thing that tells you how much space a file takes up on your PC. There's HUNDREDS of them.

Bits: Don't get me started on the wrist game.

Nibbles: 2-Bits, whut kind of info is this?

Crumbs: 4-Bits, but WHY?

Bytes: 8-bits, like in a video game.

Kilobytes: Usually what computers' background processes are cost to your DDR-RAM.

Megabytes: usually what a few minutes of video ore sum-thing.

Gigabytes: More than a few hours of video, and the average weight of an obese person.

Terabytes: An ordinary large drive.

Petabytes: Worlds largest drive in amerika.

Exabytes: The entirety of the internet, basically.

Zetabytes: More than the internet can handle

Yottabytes: The weight of the world's most fattest person^{Or is it?}

Protobytes: WTF that's huge

Atlasbytes: Bruh moment, that's impossible.

Duperbytes: NO WAY THAT'S GONNA EXIST

Infinitybytes: ooooops i farted 💨💨💨💨💨💨

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