User:Aleister in Chains

Aleister in Chains has attained 2 stars.   Goats? Whales?

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Collection of assorted plagerisms and droppings

• Did you ever lock horns with a goat? FEETuRED
• Luck of the Irish
• Whale (colour) FEETuRED
• Big boned
• Animals with feet war with animals with no feet
• My Mother's Rotting Skull
• Catch a thief
• Take something from the pile (((wok n progrezz)))
• Illoginews:Egyptians shoot four at Kent State
• December 23, 2012
• Wrens

Phooey Ms. Tompkins!

Sometimes I inhabit Uncyclopedia, although they have banished me often and are annoyed when I come back. I once got banned for telling Gomphog off when he used to be named something else. This was my proudest moment on earth. Not to be banished, but to tell Gomphog off.