User talk:Aleister in Chains

Don't talk to me. Quiet! I don't want to be welcomed either, since I'm not here, but hiding in the white space. Aleister 12:59 27 10

Too bad. *hugs Aleister* You're welcome to lurk... now why does Uncyclopedia keep loading me blank page? *wanders off* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101027 - 13:08 (UTC)

Aloha and welcome to Hawaii. Please stay and write artikles.--ColbertNation 17:09, 27 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Hello Aleister, and stuff.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 20:43, 27 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Good to see you've shined up your chains to visit us. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 18:23, 17 Novelniver 2010 (UTC) Ghost of zim_ulator

*huggles Aleister* You seem to be doing well for yourself. ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 8 Ditzimber 2010 - 04:35 (UTC)

Huggles good, Ghost of zim_ulator scary. Aleister 5:14 8 12

What's scary about the ghost of zim_ulator? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 8 Ditzimber 2010 - 05:28 (UTC)

If you have to ask I couldn't explain it to you. But first of all, a ghost. Scary on its surface. And the ghost of zim_ulator, what in the name of the Isle of Man wouldn't scare you about that? It's a ghost, and it's a ghost of a specific person! Shudders. Aleister 22:05 8 12

Ghosts are just memories, no? Although I'm not sure there is anything just about memories... and zim_ulator seems quite nice to me, so what's so bad about his ghost? It is a little odd, though... the more I hang around UnNews, the more of him I see there, lingering like some grand dream that... eh... I don't even know. Hells, I don't even know if it is because I am becoming more accustomed to him, or more so that I am to the place... whatever you do, though, don't tell Spike. I fear what might ensue.

And what is so bad about specific ghosts? I am a ghost... er... wait, no. I think I'm just the dead person. Lyrithya's my ghost. Isn't she? Or am I her ghost? I never could keep it straight, sort of why we started calling ourself Isarra, but that just confused people. Everything always confuses people...

On that note, I still do not understand. ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 9 Ditzimber 2010 - 00:09 (UTC)

Hmmm... I am flattered by such grandiose and silly flatterations (not sure if I invented that word... nope, just Googled it), especially by such as who have a certain sort of warpage to their cognitive processes. Cheers! Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 04:58, 9 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

I still don't understand. ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 9 Ditzimber 2010 - 05:35 (UTC)

I'm saying you're both a little nuts. "Yo, respect", as the young people are saying. 24.61.112.73 07:00, 9 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Nuts? Where?! ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 9 Ditzimber 2010 - 07:01 (UTC)

It's like the curse of Job has landed in a private jet, shagged the stewardess in the VIP lounge, and exited all cleaned up with nowhere to go but out to lunch with a future's broker. The Curse of Job! Almost like a ghost, but more chic and with better hair. Aleister 11:42 11 12

And hello to all you guys who said hello. Gruntled who may be a zimber, Some Idiot who may just be some idiot, Mr. Nation who I've never met but run from in the subway, hello!!! Where do I go to sleep when I'm here, which I'm not mostly, do you have a room above the attic that nobody is using, or in the barn with the horses? I have plenty of apples and carrots for the horses, so they may take me in and butt me with their foreheads in greeting. Aleister 00:47 11 12

You can sleep... er... well, actually, there's a nice tree behind the glade to the east. Follow the cicadas' sighing to find it... ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 11 Ditzimber 2010 - 16:41 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Writer_of_the_5.5_Years --Up User 09:03, 14 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Ok, I see your Uncyclopedia writer of the last 5.5 years and raise you Alan Shepard. Aleister 21:24 2 1 '11

Phil

What do you think of ma' article; Phil O'Sophy? --Gomphog 14:50, 20 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

I would love to callab. Please bless my article with your humourous talent. "Women are like credit cards. The ones I really want have a low interest and won't qualify me, so I get stuck with one that has a high interest, extra fees and no rewards." --Gomphog 11:15, 21 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Yo Aleister!

Bet you can't guess who I am! --Mystery guest 20:47, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Egad! You didn't guess! Well then, then that case, you loose. I'm going to have to tell you who I am. I'm Magic man. --Magic man But you could've had more fun figuring that out on your own, if you had've just guessed... 01:14, 11 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

No, I guessed, and actually vandalized your user page. Hahahahahah, now go eat a chicken and don't forget the eyes! Aleister 14:19 11-2-'11

I never noticed that. *Fails* -- 19:56, 12 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

My wife thought I was being a dick

So she made me give you these alpacas. Enjoy. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 01:28, 9 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Thank you for your kind alpacas, which I have traded for soup and trinkets. The soup was warm, and had overtones of liquid to it. This makes me think kindly of you, your wife, the alpacas, and the other woodland creatures. Aleister 18:00 00:00

You

I want to fuck you so hard the Pope snaps and you die. Also hey, how's it going buddy? Thought I might pop in and give a friendly admin hello while I recover from the events (unrememberable) of last night. So what's up? Enjoying it here? What's your favourite kindof cheese? Personally I swear by Red Leiscter, but if you're more of a Stilton guy I could eventually find it in my heart to forgive you. Maybe. Mostly I'd just find blood and ventricles and ting. So yeah, stay in school, don't do drugs, smoke ganja every day, it's all good. Testostereich • (ballsack) 09:39, 13 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Wild thing, you make my heart sing. Good to meet you, and if you have things leave them near the tree. Cheese, truth be told, none, as vegan am I, so no forgiveness will come my way from that. Oh wait, duh, Soy cheese, no particular variety of rabbit. There is a certain sense of freedom here, like Egypt after a good rain. The huge one complaint is no instant links when searching (bracketing and starting to type a name) for an article of picture file, is there a tool that activaties that or is all hope lost? And thanks for adminning, a thankless job. Aleister 11:16 13-2-'11

Banned, again

I was just so excited to see my article do so well on VFH, you know! *sulks and plays violin* --Mortalmm000 17:53, 30 Arche 2011 (UTC)

I DIDN'T DO WELL ON VFH!!! BAWWWWWW!!!!!!! *bashes Mortalmm on the head* Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 17:58, 30 Arche 2011 (UTC)

*bashes Betty with a rubber tube* GRAW! ~ 18:41, 30 Arche 2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLvS_w9gy8g -- Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 18:51, 30 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Hi Al

It's a me. -- Lollipop 00:34, 6 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Hello long time ago, I've seen you since then. Why is this place like a melon? Because it's round and liquidy. Yummmmmm. Aleister 12-Yoon-2011 about 2:11