User:Another n00b/The 3 most epic blocks of all time

Sometimes, when abuse comes from a same source, it is sometimes essential to block them. However, the varying degrees of blockness can vary. These are the most fucked-up blocks of all time.

Number 3

Blocker: Asema
Intended Blockee: Pants_MacKenzie ( Former admin and an Xfag, by the way )
Reason for block: Impersonating BENSON, trolling over 7 million users in a really petty way. Also did many personal attacks to anyone who opposed him. Generally broke over 18 rules of the Internet, was a massive dick and generally suffered from an extreme case of USI.
Date Block Instated: 20th April, 2009
Date Block Un-Instated: 22nd July, 2009
Blocked from: Uncyclopedia.org
What was used: Username, IP and the range within 30 metres of his computer blocked from the main site, all forum boards, all IRC channels, blocked from sending e-mail, autoblock disabled, account creation blocked, IP-reset auto-blocked by the range block, and every single type of IP-blocking tools including the Infamous PoIsOn, and an agreement was made with his ISP ( TalkTalk ) to not allow him to even access the site, let alone edit it.

Number 1

Blocker: Uberfuzzy
Intended Blockee: The AmeRaid group ( some of this was only used on Golem-X ) Reason for block: Nimping glee.wikia.com to Last Measure, Doxing and ordering taxis, pizzas, escort services and sent death threats and threats of rape to Wikia staff, especially Charitwo. DDoSing the main wikia site, www.wikia.com, Sending out malware and mutilation porn to most, if not all, people who have a wikia e-mail account, and cancelling DaNASCAT's internet subscription. Their was a huge amount of Dox on wikia admins published in Pastebin, which where published to hackers, scammers, spammers, and many, many, third parties.
Date Block Instated: November 16th, 2011
Date Block Un-instated: Infinite
Blocked from: Wikia.com and the entire wikia database. Also everything provided and owned by Wikia.
What was used: All members of the group had their usernames, IPs, and their range within 30 metres of their computer where blocked. The WHOIS information of the computer was blocked, and their ISPs where informed to prevent access to the entire wikia database. They have had the FBI and the probation office to prevent their access to the entire wikia database, along with account creation blocked and there e-mail address was automatically blocked. Because of the serious matter which lead to the block, they are now facing a 2-year prison sentence if they ever in their whole lifes access the wikia database. They must not use ANY form of communications media to ever contact any of the wikia staff, and a 50-metre restraining order was induced permenantly. They have been blocked from the main site, all forum boards, all IRC channels, all sites owned by Wikia and all services provided by Wikia. The WHOIS information has prevented the ability to override this with an IP-reset, as it is auto-blocked by the range block. and over 300 types of IP-blocking tools including the infamous PoIsOn has been used. The server has also completely black-listed their IPs, meaning it is blocked by a very special formallised firewall. And if that wasn't enough, if they even attempt to dial-up to wikia, they will have to file a criminal record. So this has to be the single, #1 greatest block log of all-time.

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