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Asema is quite the character. You see, he landed on Illogicopedia during a meteor shower on editthis. During this time, he became accustomed to the insanity and tone of the forum, and melded into it's culture -- without losing his sanity. In many works of fiction, especially those involving Flameviper, he is presented as the arch enemy of one character (again, usually Flameviper.)

Asema's catchphrase is usually portrayed as a zany pop culture reference when it is fact a thinly veiled self promotion. Asema is also a werewolf, and like other werewolves, he likes eating trashy articles for dinner. He's quite lax on the administrative side, hesitant to back up against vandals (unless Hindleyite can con him into it with ice cream and martinis, or Flameviper tries to usurp him by helping).

Asema is also a black/blue 6/4 legendary creature with first strike, the ability to tap all of your opponent's articles, and to tap Flameviper at the cost of 2 Mana. He also has an echo cost of one gazillion blue mana, due to him never staying in one place for long. He has been recorded as a "sanctum blue blur" afrer drinking espresso and listening to dance music.

General Vanitizing & Stories
Silent Penguin's Bogus Journey
Testostereich: The Man, The Myth, The Bellend · Testostereich in Space
JON · LIAM · Readmesoon: The Untold Story · Ben: Retired or Desired?
Readmesoon in Space: The crappy knockoff · Zimizmizm · Frunobulax
The Big Bang as viewed through a straw · Gruntled (disambiguation) · Black and Silver (condensed cheese product) · Illogicopedia writer honored by Time Magazine · Cookie for the puppy, fuck the kitties · Illogicopedian saves day; becomes national hero · Samuel (cat) · You have two cows/1 · HowTo:Write a Vanity Piece · Natural Surrealist Party · Gruntled:An Origin Story · Fonchopedia · I am the Chosen One · Forum:The ballad of Monsignor Peaches · We Java alligators · Tomorrow yesterday · 9,347,829,013,865.00187 · My Journey to Illogicopedia · Why is zim_ulator? · Piddler
T3canolis · Readmesoon/SAM · Fonchezzz · Silent Penguin (teh Ultimate Admin) · Asema · Athyria · Flameviper · Raggle Fraggle King · Ryan
Gruntled AKA Rev. Zim_ulator · Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive · XY007 · Island Monkey · Sophia · Cg098 · The Pioneer · PiddlerOfTrousers