User:Benedict Blade/testing/Diary room
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This is for the purpose of Big Brrother ONLY
OMFG hi Bug Bothherer! I haven't met the housemates but I'm gonna bitch about them! AAH! I hate (insert name), he never brushes his teeth! Also, please don't enslave me! :) --
08:33, 25 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
I MEAN UHHH WHAT DA IS MY HOME BIG ONE? WHATS UP WIT DAT OOPSPANKLES? She is such a fake poser! BU SHE CAN JUST DO TO HELL!--
|Fonchezzz| Quacking|
11:36, 25 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
- cries* I'm going to set the house on fire!! Or maybe just fonchezzz... depending on if the next entering housemate has secks with me or not :'( LOLOLOLOL *cries* MWAHAHAHA :'( :'{ --
13:11, 25 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
Hi everyone. I'm THE. I brought my own toothpaste. Actually, this is ketchup. Oh well. --THE 18:02, 25 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
Hi - *Testostereich is violently sick over one of the housemates, a turnip, the 'comfortable' furniture, and the Big Brother dog. The dog melts* 18:05, 25 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
Err, hello. You asked for me? Or maybe that was just me... 13:01, 26 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
i vote out... *drum roll, flashing lights and dancing dogs in the background* BIG BROTHER! oh hang on, you cant do that. I wanna evict THE. and why is there a fire burning me on this chair. Are you part of the klu-klux clan?----|
|Jojo RandomiseIm just plain Quackers!|
16:55, 26 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
The burning fire isn't a result of the ku klux klan, you're dealing with the chair klux klan, a much smaller and more comical group of anti-chair activists. On an irrelevent note, I DONT WANNA BE EVIKTED I LIKE IT HEEEAR --THE 17:15, 26 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
OMG I'm sooo gonna bitch about Fonchezzz! All he ever talks about is Oopspankle and and and and um... that's about it. Oh, and stop people from evicting THE, he ruelals! -- 15:19, 28 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
OMG I'm sooo gonna bitch about Oopspankles! All he ever talks about is Oopspankle and and and and um... that's about it. Oh, and stop people from evicting THE, he ruelals! --|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 23:14, 30 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
OMG I'm sooo gonna bitch about them! All they ever talk about is carp and and and and um... that's about it. Oh, and get people to evict THE, he sucks! And dont harm the chairs!----||Jojo RandomiseIm just plain Quackers!| 19:18, 31 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
Jojo is gone?! Noooo! Now our mutual threesome has become a slightly overly homoerotic twosome... wait, wut? -- 15:26, 9 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)
When was I ever homoerotic. I mean I may enjoy unecessary male-bondageing and rubbing up against MMF, but I'm NOT homoerotic. I'm manly. A hetero-erotica, damn!
We do not encourage gay sex in the Small buvver hoose, but you may if you insist. Don't go running to me when you get some gruesome deasise :-)
- BIG BROTHER!
I'm not gay, I'm HETEROgay! Big Brother gives me a HARD-MAN hard-on! -- 18:08, 13 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)