Testostereich says, "Huzzah! YOU, my brother, have proved your chivalry. I knight thee an illogicopedian sir/dame for your services to the site! NOW COME JOIN US AT THE ROUND TABLE, you might want to watch out for the wobbly chair leg though
YOU WIN! the game
For services to Hammertime in it's dire time of painful need, I bestow upon you the Highest Presidency of Awards in this great nation of Pie. Thank you.