User:Gruntled/Stop making that noise!

This article could be on its way to becoming a bowl of steam. Don't eat it; you might burn yourself, or maybe even Milty.

The blankets wouldn't stop making that noise. Serena Rea, local meerkat and docent was on break, pulling the hair out of her lunch as usual. The shuffling noise coming from the blanket pile was an irritation as she tried to focus. The eatery had provided chalk chopsticks this time, so she had to just stick her muzzle into the food directly halfway through.

She glanced over at the wolverine eying her with glistening lips. Gimping elegantly to her table, he introduced himself as Damian Barr, a solicitor en route to a sex vacation in Antarctica. Fortunately the goblins had stayed home so there was little Sylvestrian being spoken in the area.

6 random items

blanket

milk

phone

camera

stockings

bottle cap

Animal names

Serina Rea

Damian Barr

Moriah Guillory

Evangeline Marin

Santos Canady

Felicitas Metzger

Animals

meerkat

wolverine

gila monster

reindeer

jerboa

ground hog