User:Nujaz/Idea Box
- Easter Heads a game where two idiots hit their heads against each other until one of the idiots' skulls is broken.
"Okay, now make a sentence using the word special."
I need special treatment.
Probably could use this in some teacher-student dialogue.
Have you ever noticed how the leaves on the porcupine tree are a bit... weird?
- Donald Thwomp legendary Super Mario +1-800-64 character that smashes everything he touches. and kills Kamario. with 277 power against 224 kamario health.
- The Big Process everything that happens around us aka go mad & schizo but it needs to be le gewd.
This needs a more concrete plan. I'll probably make a subpage for this artikel.
- Donald Thumb president finger
Uncle: I think the blacks are the problem.
Uncle's daughter: Not yet, Uncle. Wait for the chicken.
Uncle: Oh yeah, yeah, sorry. So, Jonny, have you been fucking anything lately?
Uncle's daughter (to herself): That's right.
Me: Uhhhh... noooo?
(Uncle approaches slowly to Jonny, whispers into his ear.)
Uncle (whispering): Come on, nothing? Really?
Me (whispering): Well, there was something...
Uncle (whispering): Oh, that's already getting interesting... I can feel my dick rising on the thought of you fucking... oh yeah... describe me the girl...
Me: I don't need to describe her, she's here. (shouts) Mom, can you come for a sec?
Mom: Wait a bit, honey!
Uncle: My.. sis? What the fuck? I thought only I had fu-... nny jokes today... ehh!
Me: No, Uncle, for God's sake.
(Mom walks in)
Me: Oh Mom, you're here.
Mom: What did you want, honey?
Me: Can you show our hamster to Uncle?
Uncle (to himself): That's even worse.
Mom: Here, she's a female hamster.
Uncle (quietly, to himself, interrupting Mom): I know.
Mom (continues): He wanted only a female hamster for some reason. (winks to Uncle)
Uncle (in his head): Winks to Uncle? What in the fucking hell.
Uncle (audibly, nervous): Uh, well, ..., nice hamster... you. Got there! (panic laugh) How long have you... two... been.. together?
Me: For three months. She gave me a female hamster as a gift this June!
Uncle: (sighs) That's really good from her!
(Mom walks away)
Me: Yeah, Mom always gives the best gifts!
Uncle: Ah shit, I knew it.
People who wear piercings just make it harder for us metal detectors. Next time when you bury a person, please take out their piercings.
I'm really lost today. Detected myself and started beeping like crazy. Eh.
Owner bought a metal album. I was so excited, but little did I know that it was made of plastic.
I always do the same shit. Metal, find, beep. Metal, find, beep. My life is in the color of metallic gray. Completely cold as steel, hard as tungsten, weak and poisonous as mercury. I hate my life. I wanna drain my batteries.
Today I discovered Prince Albert's body, I think. It had the same cock ring.
Metal turns me on.
Owner killed a man and dug a hole to hide the knife. I know everything.
I'd be so much better if I was an alcohol detector instead.
Today was cemetery day. Some kid swallowed a really cool toy.
Detected a dildo in my owner's wife's cupboard. Told her to buy a plastic one.
Cemetery day again. Johnnie Rumsted, 1943-2012, had a very cool kidney stone
Some dude's wheelchair just broke and I couldn't hold my beep.