User:Nujaz/Idea Box
- Easter Heads a game where two idiots hit their heads against each other until one of the idiots' skulls is broken.
"Okay, now make a sentence using the word special."
I need special treatment.
Probably could use this in some teacher-student dialogue.
Have you ever noticed how the leaves on the porcupine tree are a bit... weird?
- Donald Thwomp legendary Super Mario +1-800-64 character that smashes everything he touches. and kills Kamario. with 277 power against 224 kamario health.
- The Big Process everything that happens around us aka go mad & schizo but it needs to be le gewd.
This needs a more concrete plan. I'll probably make a subpage for this artikel.
- Donald Thumb president finger
Uncle: I think the blacks are the problem.
Uncle's daughter: Not yet, Uncle. Wait for the chicken.
Uncle: Oh yeah, yeah, sorry. So, Jonny, have you been fucking anything lately?
Uncle's daughter (to herself): That's right.
Me: Uhhhh... noooo?
(Uncle approaches slowly to Jonny, whispers into his ear.)
Uncle (whispering): Come on, nothing? Really?
Me (whispering): Well, there was something...
Uncle (whispering): Oh, that's already getting interesting... I can feel my dick rising on the thought of you fucking... oh yeah... describe me the girl...
Me: I don't need to describe her, she's here. (shouts) Mom, can you come for a sec?
Mom: Wait a bit, honey!
Uncle: My.. sis? What the fuck? I thought only I had fu-... nny jokes today... ehh!
Me: No, Uncle, for God's sake.
(Mom walks in)
Me: Oh Mom, you're here.
Mom: What did you want, honey?
Me: Can you show our hamster to Uncle?
Uncle (to himself): That's even worse.
Mom: Here, she's a female hamster.
Uncle (quietly, to himself, interrupting Mom): I know.
Mom (continues): He wanted only a female hamster for some reason. (winks to Uncle)
Uncle (in his head): Winks to Uncle? What in the fucking hell.
Uncle (audibly, nervous): Uh, well, ..., nice hamster... you. Got there! (panic laugh) How long have you... two... been.. together?
Me: For three months. She gave me a female hamster as a gift this June!
Uncle: (sighs) That's really good from her!
(Mom walks away)
Me: Yeah, Mom always gives the best gifts!
Uncle: Ah shit, I knew it.