User talk:Amuart sum Saram ne'e Nimlas

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Hey, welcome to our site, belatedly. Help yourself. Kowtow to MaoWorship a false idolGaze upon a glorious legacyFan the flames ☭ 14:33, 28 Octodest 2019 (UTC)

I wish I could... I guess I am. I am moving on from all the garbage that stuck to my body along the way, falling one by one as I exit the dumpster, slowly but surely. Baa ah ah ssackwards. --Amuart sum Saram ne'e Nimlas (talk) 20:50, 31 Octodest 2019 (UTC)
Please make sure the falling off of garbage is completed prior to your arrival at the bay, because ocean pollution. The regime thanks you for your cooperation. Sonk. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 12:59, 1 Novelniver 2019 (UTC)