User talk:Kow Tow to Mao

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 Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 17:28, 13 Serpeniver 2018 (UTC)

Wherein life begins to coalesce into a wasabi-laced thought[edit]

Dastardly charming and restructural anomalies can supplant their diffused ordinances without a blatant neglect of cornered fallout fragments protruding from a liver's thumb (blackened, mostly, but it had this weird colloidal quality to it that just evinced the most grotesque memories of matriculation), but the former solitude enabled through the coarsely-ground fresheners supplied by molting bovine crustaceans (heinously hyper dogs can be suppressed with heir glowing oils, but only for a candid moment) can no longer suffice for a fine grain of rice that has been tapered and catered to with the fine-motor skills of a severely epileptic primate that's missing a finger. The ones from the store down north can alleviate the pains in your lobes for a while longer, but the senile machinations of the executioner's sword (Pfizer's at Mexico now, ironically) wouldn't free you from harm at the gates of alluvial divination. Let's try not to ulcerate the magistrate for a mile, alright?
Welcome to Illogicopedia, belatedly. There's a half-eaten bowl of... well, nothingness over in the corner with that poorly colored-in mosaic of Bcbkye. The lights tend to flicker unpredictably in the sacrificial corridor - I think it's Morse code for "Perhaps if you salivate the frogs will hear you." 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 03:18, 29 Novelniver 2018 (UTC)

Plz unblock me[edit]

This blocked user is asking that their block be reviewed:

I was merely trying to delete a page I had created minutes earlier. The abuse filter shouldn't block somebody for blanking or otherwise vandalizing an article if they're the only one who's ever edited it, or if they are the creator, both of which apply to my scenario. If somebody could explain if there's another way to delete your own article, I would love to hear it. }.

Administrators: Vote here:

You can't delete pages unless you're an admin, sysadmin, or bureaucrat[edit]

If you wish to have a page deleted, you can simply mark a page with a Quick Deletion template by typing {{QD}} in the page. An admin (most likely me) will come by and delete it promptly. Or, you can also drop a message on an admin talk page requesting the deletion of a page.

The abuse filter is in place for blanking because Illogicopedia is prone to aggressive vandalism in the form of articles being blanked. Thankfully, none of that has happened this month, but it is still a measure that has to be taken in the interests of Illogicopedia. This, however, is the first instance of a benevolent user inadvertently tripping the filter. One of the admins around here that's more adept at code than I am can probably make the necessary adjustments to it in order to prevent any other benevolent users from getting blocked in the future.

We apologize for any inconveniences this may have caused on your part. Your block will be reverted. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 03:32, 4 Ditzimber 2018 (UTC)

Thanks. Kow Tow to Mao (talk) 17:26, 4 Ditzimber 2018 (UTC)