User talk:Hairs Individually

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Hello. Posting a welcome template on their talk page is what you do when new users join. I have to additionally recommend to you that you don't go around overwriting the content that is already here because it is bad form and we have to go back to the page history to find it again. furdletoot. (I might get around to replying to you on Talk:Donald Trump and my talk page tomorrow.) CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 16:46, 31 Arche 2020 (UTC)

Why not refine the content? --Hairs Individually (talk) 16:49, 31 Arche 2020 (UTC)
Because that's pretentious. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 16:50, 31 Arche 2020 (UTC)
How so? --Hairs Individually (talk) 16:52, 31 Arche 2020 (UTC)
Because being refined is kinda elitist IMO CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 16:57, 31 Arche 2020 (UTC)
I have stepped off my position as CEO of the illuminati a while back so don't worry. Does entries/articles belongs to the community or the author? --Hairs Individually (talk) 17:05, 31 Arche 2020 (UTC)
They belong to the community, but they're still the work of the contributors, so it's kind of rude to just delete stuff. You kind of remind me of another user I talked to a bit on Wikipedia. Are you Pauljbenedict? CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 20:12, 31 Arche 2020 (UTC)

A plot to take my anime girls cushion[edit]

AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH! The viruses are out to get me! AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH! They are infecting my blood supply! AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH! They planned this all along the in a ghastly plot to take my Anime figures and cushion. --Hairs Individually (talk) 16:56, 31 Arche 2020 (UTC)

LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU.txt.vbs CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 20:12, 31 Arche 2020 (UTC)