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Vegetables - short for Virtual Egg Tables - are ferocious things. Made of eggs - in a computer, no less - they are a common sight in people's imaginary living rooms.

Some people have complained that vegetables make poor places for placing stuff, but they clearly do not know what they are talking about. What sort of madman would place something on a flat surface? It simply doesn't make any sense!