WHAT THE DUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!

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“In Soviet Russia, awsome is KATIA!!”

~ Russian Reversal on HAPPY FRIGGING BURTHDAY KATIA

YOU ARE AWESOME!!!![edit]

So anyways.

Instructions on how to Throw bricks at people (Important Life Skill)

  1. Stand casually to avoid suspicion
  2. When victim approaches, get into a pitching stance
  3. Hurl brick at victim narrow part first to reduce drag, increase speed, and increase pain
  4. If victim dodges or if you miss, get the hellk out of there
  5. If you succeed in knocking them out, dance around them and sprinkle urine on them
  6. Take your brick
  7. Pour ice cold water on victim and get the heck out of there

How to get Hit by a Brick

  1. Find brick heading towards you
  2. Let brick enter your head
  3. Ouch! Sonofafuckingdr.spockmongrel-nippletwistingmini-feastieblinkingcustard!!!

Instructions on how to Drop bricks on other people's feet Warning, this method presents a high risk of you loosing your brick and never seeing it again)

  1. Walk casually holding the brick in one hand up your sleeves and supported with you hand
  2. Walk casually in a crowded area
  3. Walk by a person and right when you reach them drop the brick on their feet and walk away innocently as if nothing ever happens

I WANT A COOKIE, please[edit]

OK SO, you rock, your an awesome friend an I hope you have the bestsest birthday ever, OH and,

Reasons why people create articles with horribly long titles for no apparent reason, hoping somebody will randomly stumble upon it and remark on the length of the title, but then forget about it in five minutes later because their gender confused but realtively superheroe-like granny had a seizure.

  • If I kiss a millipede, will it take me out to dinner?
  • Will the millipede love me?
  • Will my friends frown upon it?
    • Yes, yes they will.
    • And everyone will hate you for it.
    • I'm serious.
  • Kazaa should have a mascot. It should be an aardvark. It could be called the Kazaaaardvark.

=) oh and I love you

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