Wayward Queen Attack
The Wayward Queen Attack is a very primitive person. He works as an engineer in Command Prompt Inc. and will get fired from there too because he fabricated his diploma. He got his diploma as a gift from his father...
Theory[edit | edit source]
In theory, this man is very dangerous but also very weak because his zool-making abilities are very dangerous but also very weak, which results in him being very dangerous but also very weak. Zool is very dangerous but also very weak. He has killed around 5 people in his department with zool, but he hid the evidence too well, nobody discovered him yet. Because I'm the Narrator, I know everything, that's why do I know that your username is Jakub1234576. Real.
Effectiveness[edit | edit source]
This person was active as a year in the people of India. However, he ate too much octopi so he got poisoned, which in turn cut off half of his brain. Unfortunately for his supporters and fortunately for his enemies, he got lazy because of a spray mop. Yes, a spray mop! I couldn't believe that as well when I heard it. Spray mops can be bad for your health because they can emit radioactive frequencies and damage your intestines forever.. Keep away from spray mops. If you need to have one, program it in Pascal. Because it's... real. HAHAHAW programinnign joek!111!!1!!!1111!1
“but it's not real, it's... float????”
“pascal mogged c too bad go cri”
“but but but c caused an revoluton”
“People are coming back to Capscale. C fucking sucks. Too bad that Linux is written in C, because C is actually Pacisle. It has been known for 24 years.. Even Mr. Niklaus Virt said that in his book too bad I hate C I hate you I hate myself I love pascal. PASCLA IS GREATT!!!!!!!!!!”
“C can compile to EXE and pascal cant”
“Fake”
“*goes away*”
“Haha, another day, another victory for the OGs. By the way my sorting algorightm is bettert!! O(n*n*n*n*n) yeeyyeye”
Carrier (I don't know how is it speeled)[edit | edit source]
He got fired from Illogicopedia, Microsoft, Orange, Fnurdletoot, Cheese, Recycle Bin, and other various companies, right now he works in Cable-eaters of America Inc. Ltd. Co.